Question of the day
Here is a question (I want it to be answered free of age bias and not turn in to a haha fuck you raymi get a job and grow up answer) okay here it is: How do you effectively get rid of party guilt? Like, any kind of drug and booze concoction party guilt, maybe you talked some shit or inversely learned some shit talked about you and now it’s the next day and you’re drinking a bowl of hot coffee soup and you feel like apologizing to everyone? Or your boyfriend? What do you do other than world’s biggest doobie? This started out jokey and got retarded sorry but I kind of had a jokey vision for it anyway. Like Ho-hum deet deet dee Raymi no problem! All ya gotta do is dance a jig in your livingroom or something stupid so you can just talk about simple bloggy things but now I am sorry I even asked.
Love you bye.
ps. I was actually going to send this in to a hipster blog magazine instead but knew I would just be made fun of so may as well keep it all here in the winner’s circle. Brb with some Yay Cray.
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I am becoming a member in the hopes that, oh I dunno, maybe get the cosmos rolling and in the event that I somehow have the dough for the other half of a secret sexy procedure. Maybe my mom can do it first as guinea pig. Yes plastic surgery “is gross” and unnecessary but I am pretty sure every single celebrity you love has had something done and am I a celebrity? Not with this fucking face no. I am taking matters in to my own hands now or the surgeon’s. Ok shut up whatever it’s just a fantasy blog okay girls in the next post we are riding unicorns together. Thanks be to cray, amen.
Go to the gym. Eat healthy. Do something nice for someone.
Fill your day with positive thoughts and actions to wash away any feelings of negativity or ‘party guilt’.
If all else fails just CALL ME!
I write. Lots. I guess in the spring I’ll run.
For me, understand why I said and did the things I did, don’t worry about the things I can’t remember, and apologize if someone was genuinely offended.
Then, move on. If someone wants to hold shit against you after that, then it becomes their problem not yours.
Plus, what Casie said =) Doing something good for yourself after doing many bad things feels good too (so long as you’re not hungover. I tried diving once hungover and it was BAD NEWS BEARS).
i don’t want to get all parental on you, but i usually take this party guilt as a sign that i over-indulged. i also do not drink vodka for this very reason, my filter goes right out the window and i say/do cray stuff. i find that time (for avoiding the victim) usually dissipates the guilt and everyone forgets about it eventually. i don’t know if there is anything you can do/say to relieve the guilt. the times i have apologized it re-opened the can of worm, so to speak. so now i just avoid/ignore.
Oh everything I do is right and nothing I do is stupid so no apologizing here from this guy! this is reminding me of my guide to being a drunk asshole http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-drunk_asshole.html
also food, your blog url put that answer in my head. or go to a pub right away. but now that can all be turned in to a how to get over the blues: booze. Seriously though dont turn this into an intervention jajaja and actually I DO do a jig.
26, Male. “Moral cleansing Day”. Roll around in my bed until I feel like getting up, throw back a tall glass of water with a tylenol and begin to hash out what happened, saying repeatedly to myself (NO why did I say that!!!). If I’m close to the person, I will make an immediate phone call when I wake up. Clear things up about how intoxicated I was, find out what happened and apologize if necessary. I try to look at drinking like a science and measure my intake based on how I will feel the next day, this will usually ‘tamper’ my drunkenness. If the right amount of communication has been made my moral cleansing day will end around 5pm and I will feel good about learning from the situation and try to improve on my drunken words the next time.
I always say my best work is done hungover. So….thanking you in advance vodka makers.
Yes thank you finally a real answer, both accurate and hilarious. Everyone says dumb shit when they party and it never changes. I guess spread yourself around more and have different party groups and when you have offended everyone you know, go on a vacation or make new friends. oh yeah i forgot about the running away from city problems standby. true say bech, I’ve miraculously landed deals completely hung and the magicsauce swirling in my brains writes the best craymail and they’re like okay I accept and I am like O_O for serious?
Don’t worry about it, because eventually, you will get to the point where you just CAN’T party like you used to, it happens to all of us! Your body starts letting you know, then your mind starts to mellow out and it all equalizes. Take it from someone who used to parTAY BIG time! PS don’t drink & drive, everrrrrrrr! Most the people my age used to drankee drank hardcore and now just do a little puff now & then. But anyway, don’t feel guilty, it’s your RIGHT to while you still can! Good for you, you’re young & resiliant. So there.
preach on anny bananny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk
laying down in the sun in the grass and listening to tunes is good if they’re not too loud heeheh.
+10 bechnique comment bahaha
Also, on the plastic surgery note
I fully intend on getting botox and tucking in that god awful turkey neck thing if I am so unlucky as to get it later in life….no shame, no shame
vodka should have rights on your art work true say then
goes away by around noonish.
i want a teeny mj triangle nose and my eye skin pulled tight like cray to my ears so that i blink like a frog.
your descriptions are going to give me nightmares…
I just laughed out loud and want the new me to be on a revived mr. dress-up type program.
that’s right trailer/taylor. Party guilt before you fall asleep is the worst though, no sleep til brooklyn + anxiety and the next day is a total write off.
never feel guilty for partying.
here here!
I eat bacon in bed and then tell myself “Guilt serves you nothing and does not make you better”.
Why do I keep thinking you are a vegetarian. I like you a lot more now! ps veggies take a chill pill at a joke for once before you scream like a carrot.
I talk it out. Once everyone tells me I wasn’t half the ass I thought I was, I totally feel better.
A lot of people think that but I’m really an animal. Ribs and bacon are my weekend specialty. Get your skinny ass over here one night and I’ll cook and we’ll drink.
Gillian Lets film a rib eating competition at your place next week. Mega serious. You bring the ribs I’ll bring the eating.
Hi zchamu <3! It’s funny the stuff we can’t let go and meanwhile no one heard, cares, or remembers. We are our own worst party enemies.
Har har my feet weigh more than you. I’m in no man lands next weekend but let’s plan food adventure weekend after!
Gill put the champagne down and get on a scale and I shall do the same, then using scientifical calculations adding our heights to this figure out who is the actual skinnier one (and I am wagering it is you) and THEN we can talk. Over ribs. Also you are younger so, shut up.
whats with the plastic surgery secret?
email me about it!
Whats under batmans cape?