Raymitis

Would you let this urchin sit in the corner of your house blogging all day long plugged in to the matrix, beeping clacking, talking to herself all day long and when you come home from work or whatever, watch from the couch all day, she keeps going, doesn’t bother you at all or ask for much except for TOTAL LIVING ROOM TAKEOVER ha.

These are Porsche shades I tried to give them to ang (he collects for his gallery) but I think he’s off with a stripper now, haven’t heard back. I tweeted a joke (he’s italian) on twitter at him that went incredibly ignored! I am insulted everyone! I was like hey I didn’t know you were in town and took a picture of my ANGRY WHOP. (printed as such) receipt bahaha. I’m going to say that at my next stand up next week somewhere it will get laughs. Pseudo-racism translates VERY well in stand-up comedy. Especially if you stand there in a bikini delivering it. Tattoo girls get away with everything because everyone is like, oh, bad girl, fell off the rails, just ignore and watch lol. Don’t engage.

Surf hair day! Must get more sun jammers and wrist guards and get limbered-up for longboard season.

Pretty punk. Spot me out about YDS later on this afternoonerz with this insatiable mop exact. Planning a Saturdate in celebration of not partying hard last night. So that we could party in the day today ha ha.

It’s a bit too sunny in here, not complaining but I usually pull the table away from the window when I work or close the curtains. I am very light sensitive. My nerd colours are showing! (nerds say that a lot)(They never go outside and probably have a fern plant)(I WANT ONE!)

Teacher just said to these pictures I’D WRECK THAT. COLD WRECK IT. Someone has been spending too much time in parkdale.

My saudi prince robe look. OK GTG Watching my shit bloggers say video now aiiiiiiiiiiie!