i like the sweet life and the silence
Putting this up to redeem from the fugz pics of me you’re about to see below.
Friday looked like this. I was like JUST a cheese pizza it’s too early and we are only ordering this for the gingerales (5 of them, got us through the day til night) and Teacher was like, a cheese pizza? Had to clarify ten times then finally made this joke, what is this lauren, you’re not staying home alone (he played hooky!) Kevin Mcallistair. (He pizza) Verdict: pizza pizza suuuuu-uuuuuucks. Too doughy.
His pizza sucked, made it bbq based uh stoner pizza ideas much I bet if marshmallow was an option you’d choose it. I made fun of him every bite I took of that disgusting thing.
Geniuses choose cheese pizzas. I look terrible here. We watched Immortal Beloved and it took what was left of my soul. Great film, sad that we forgot to bring it. Gotta get ready for Brunch now must wash my mane. It dries funny because it’s full of chemicals and we let air dry because it’s delicate like tinsel? It’ll tear out if we brush blow it all. Only when it gets toned, normally it does not get toned it’s just a one-process job, wait til it turns white. I wait 3 hours haha or it takes about 3 hours all in and no more each visit, longer than a trip to nyc by airplane. Blabbity blah tweeting this now #Bingington continues.
your pizza posts always make me hungry.
im on a no fast food diet this week, i’ve eaten a lot of crap lately. last night before we got home grabbed mc’d’s. uhggggggg
also on no fast food diet. i want that sweater omg.
that is so totally a casie sweater!
CASIE SWEEEEEEETER.
you just reminded me i used to say do you like my sweeeter? at one point in time in a stupid voice. mind = blown
Wow, I cant believe how horrible you write! Did you drop out of junior high? Your punctuation is horrible. Go back to school. Gezzzz!
I don’t understand why you think you have to be half naked to have a good Blog!?! You have serious problems! Must be the blond hair dye chemicals!
welcome to the big leagues baby
I admire your fight for proper prose, however, I’m an actual wordsmith and this you see here is just dumbing it down. I write circles around the majority of bloggers in my niche, I am certain you stumbled upon me of recent from tv but I have been getting along just fine well before that so your critique is quite amiss here. Not offended, affectionately yours, Raymi.
you live in the sticks and honestly i admire someone who can live a desolate life such as you must but this gives you no creedence to lambast me for my, half nakedness? honey, i have been doing this for much longer than any fucking long term relationship you could ever hope to have and any woman who calls me out for being nude, proud, content, is worse than a man calling a woman a whore. When you dog your own girls, gender, you do a great injustice to your girls, but mostly yourself, you make it ok for men to talk to us this way. Other than that, you are late to the table here on my blog, welcome aboard. But honestly, check yourself before you make embarrassingly inept and ignorant comments.
you make a good point about enabling men to talk that way about women, although seems to me we should be talkin nice to everybody and leave the gender out of it… as a dad with lots of daughters i do get it though. jealousy / ignorance are horrible things and people just don’t know how to handle em sometimes.
women need to be brought to task over their woman on woman hate, it really is sad and ive had quite enough of it, rolls off my back but when a flock of chicks need to tell me like it is all the time about MY life in MY forum like what i’m doing offends them, it says more about them than me. I am good in my life and content, they aren’t. This is what they need to “get” before opening their stupid fucking mouths. good luck with your lots of daughters, they will make you a better man lol.