she is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness

Peter Pan Band Practise.

This shirt is falling apart already on one of my sleeves oh well you can’t mass produce quality but thanks for passing the savings on to me. I am going to add green furry grinch-like material to it I think. We gotta start getting our costumes in gear.

Definitely a good looking band that’s for sure. This is our new drummer we kicked out Tyler cos he was too old KIDDING he was busy but Nat has toured with BNL (is a drum SAVANT) and he gave us her and so we are keeping her. Our goal is to play on one of the BNL cruises this year and we might cover a song to ensure of it LOL. Guess which one.

This sweater makes me feel way too arrogant in it I dunno why I think it’s the big rack I have in it like, just try to start something with these guns. I wore my Santa t-shirt beneath because I am a christmas groupie. Probably part elf too.

I am going to get botox in my forehead one of these days.

New drank list too. We covered almost all of it!

Carol’s cat has extra fingers and toes, there is a name for it but I forget, polydactal? it’s underlined in red here so probably not. I couldn’t cuddle her cos I would be attacked but I like how she has mittens on.

Dad I found your new rock crush lol.

Carol (sexist texas guitarist) made these!!!

I chose the one on the right. Make more! band merch for girls.

Hot.

We shared this. Do you know how enjoyable it is to smush down crunchy onions in a thick burger and then stab it with a knife?

Shared the charcuterie, there is a pig’s head at the other end of this wood platter. We petted it the first time we ordered this cos we were LOADED. Hhaha. It was a pig like almost face to face with Teacher like one of our 3 pets. I took one look at it and went, my life is so retarded. This charc. features steak tartar, pork rind, a bunch of pancetta of various animals I forget, terrine, quail medley that tastes like chicken salad, pickled pickles and pickled sherry egg? All in-house. See, I pay attention and know food. Once you start eating like a pompous douchebag it’s hard to stop.

Carole cat’s place has all kinds of rock artifacts, I said she lives like a vampire, she was amused by that so I opened her blinds and was like wait til we have band at my place you will need to wear a sleeping mask it’s uber bright in here I love it and need it for SAD.

West Elm drunk browsing afterhours and they were like, are you going to buy this, or this? I dunno guy Fuck off I am lying on one of your beds right now.

Drank a million gingerales when we got home from dinner last night, watched the toob, shit got psychedelic apparently on the tree.

That’s how it looks in reality too not just in my mind thanks cameraphone technology!

Mildred’s bathroom. I found out yesterday that she is not a real person! Bahah. Ah gad how did I get this far in life? Lots of coddling, enabling and swaddling that’s how!

Count my freckles and win a prize.

See how could you not be living like a vampire? You like true Blood so there it’s settled ;). Carol rules fyi.

We are also learning this jam. Which I have on rotate.

And this just arrived!

Cappucinos!!!

And I found this on Clem’s FB wall, lol. (you better come to see The Elfettes Sunday night!)

Seeing as I think I am asian like these guys (why did they reverse this video so it’s backwards, copyright?)

The Katy Perry one was funny but the youtube clips are all homemade recordings of tvs and I am not putting that shit on my blog but basically, Katy Perry was a Raymi, all Hello Kitty’d out and stupid I loved it!!!!!

Wearing jeggings. Teach and I were arguing at dinner, I got up to piss and he saw my shapely ass and legs in these and knew to just STFU. Beauty currency wins again. Lois bought me these pants. Godmother stylist.

In hindsight I realized we did not eat enough or I didn’t, we shared the burger and I had 3 drinks. That’s how I used to do it though now that I recall. We just drank gingerale all night long, going to try to keep booze out of the house for as long as possible. Sobered up on the couch while watching x-men and SNL. Required gingerale as i have previously stated 3 times already haha. I am not even going to bother saying it’s a new year’s resolution to drink less, it is always a resolution to drink less.

Mmm. Maybe I’ll do a vegan diet one of these days for a month. Then I’ll look like skeletor.

I might even leave the house today! Insert a bunch of shit I gotta do like you care (you probably do).

-conference call at 5

-email high res photos for new blog revamp project

-blog again

-prob dont have time for that other phonecall

-should be working on book

-go get something across town

-go get burlesque costumes (have to decide what for what)

-TV stuff tomorrow all night so have to get rest.