Don’t hate me because i hate myself
Ok here you go dorks, this is called PLAYING THE GAME MOVEMBER STYLES.
Didja get yer adequate Raymeh dose today?
This was the night Susan Sarandon told me to go fuck myself silently with her eyes. It was because I had the audacity to arrive to her party in this dress.
Oh bitch please. Heh. Darius how was Spin when you went last week? Did you drink EVERYTHIIIING?
Even the guy on tv is supporting the cause, tho Rick’s facial hair support is all backward. Apparently there’s a moustache party tonight at Clinton’s. Hmm. Sounds like trouble.
But trouble is my job!
Ya k’yant catch me I’m the gingabread gal.
Just thinkin’ of ma thoughts. There’s plenty.
This was after a couch hang with other leaving their swanky Thompson condo, after a dinner sake hang in-where i talked about Susan Sarandon incessantly, after a pinball hang. Whirlwind evening. Getting in to my cab at the end of all of it was hilarious at 4 in the morning, scary. Yes this is my cab who the hell else would appear out of a tiny side street alley RIGHT HERE knowing that a cab would be parked, waiting. I about lost my mind on the guy. I dunno what name they gave you I want to GO HOME! He calls the switchboard, they confirm it and I stare at the back of his head and rearview mirror, fuming and sparkling. HAHAHA.
I guess Breakfast Club what’s-his-face guy started on his movember early, what a keener, speaking of, she was at this party too! BYE BYE the candles are lit for our hello kitty gingerbread vigil now standby for reports that won’t come in.
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I am going to Jay-Z and Kanye West tomorrow night (putting jay-z first will make Kanye _JUST_SCREAM_ I bet) and this is why I never announce anything on facebook ever:
Raymi Lauren White
Kanye and Jay-Z TOMO!!
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Emily Muse Me too! Yay!
Tracey White did you forget Lois and I are coming and the Old Mill? tickets?
Becca Lemire so jeals
Raymi Lauren White uh yes i forgot
Raymi Lauren White ill catch up to/with you
Tracey White well did you get us tickets then?
Tracey White we can rock the Kayne/JayZ
Rebecca Lawton jealous!
Raymi Lauren White no one ticket only
Raymi Lauren White are you guys staying over?
Becca Lemire hide me under your coat?
Steven Dueck RAAAYYYYMEEEE lololol
Tracey White yes we were invited to stay at the Old mill with Steph. Can you make two tickets magically appear please???
Raymi Lauren White NO
Raymi Lauren White now stop blowin up my phone mom
Tracey White this is insanely unacceptable, how can you do this when we come with presents?
Tracey White And a free room wth jumping beds at the Old Mill?
Raymi Lauren White i will meet you after STOP IT
Tracey White any chance of tickets or are we too cougar old?
Raymi Lauren White no you’re just a cheapskate.
Rebecca Lawton I love watching the mom and daughter show.
Tracey White How can you say that, i got you your own bed at the Old Mill tomorrow night , you scratch my back, I scratch yours, out of love of course:)
Tracey White not sleeping with you again either, you toss and turn like a horse
Raymi Lauren White mom a friend is taking me to the concert
Raymi Lauren White bechnique do not encourage lol
Rebecca Lawton im mildly entertained…lol
Tracey White yes, but my friend is taking you to the Old Mill and we have a gift certficate for the keg tonight, what do you say to that?
Tracey White tell your friend we will dance for tickets!!
Raymi Lauren White I say that you are getting on my nerves and I will see you tomorrow when my ass is dropped off wherever you cougs are
Tracey White what time do you think that will be exactly?
Tracey White Is the friend cute?
Raymi Lauren White you’ve all been blogged.
Oh, I just noticed you copied our private facebook conversation
any luck with the tickets?
on another note
I’m disappointed that Susan Sarandon said fuck you with her eyes as I’ve always respected her and she has a square jawline like me.
And I hate when people give the fuck you eyes.
Lynn Spence did that to us at Eaton’s Center last week
Gave us the fuck you eyes and then tightened her scarf as she did it.
like she stamped it then double stamped it.
Celebrity can go to the head.
yes mom our public “private” driving me insane facebook conversation
bahah stamped it and double stamped it so threatened you must have been annoying though? Leslie said Sarandon did it cos she didnt want to look old beside me in a picture meanwhile I had a sleepless suicide mission work week and was a hag that night.
you are just assuming as to why Sarandon gave you fuck you eyes,
by the way, her eyes mostly look like FU eyes, they are very intense
I didn’t feel threatened by Spence
shes the one who sat next to us in the restaurant
just thought she would have been nicer, thats all
Of course, she probably was annoyed by the fact I was pretending to take a shot of Lois and was getting Spence eating calamari instead. Could that have been it?
Remember when we asked Paul Stanley from kiss for his autograph while he was chowing down on meat at Marches? He scribbled his name on a napkin while looking up at us all annoyed with his mouth open with chewed food.
Yes, we got the point.
no maybe she was threatened by your hotness and used her celebrity to get back some footing
oh
u saying I’m hot?
I used to be in love with Judd Nelson.
poster on your wall?
lol no, but major crush
leaving for Toronto once Lois does her frankenstein crawl out of bed . What time does your concert end? Think Step & Susanne are joining us.
i dont know mom but do not text me all damn day about it. binsk next we party i will be sure to put in a word for you.