busy girl hang soon

Hi welcome to, what is that society of ret hat wearing peeps, ahh the Guardian Angels, vigilantes who dish out street justice to bad guys, which I guess is pretty apt cos I involve myself in other people’s business quite often.

One time out front of Mitzi’s with Lucas and Mel was a good one, I wasn’t wearing a red hat though. A guy goes, “Oh, and the women, always gotta chime in.” Which Mel and I appropriated for weeks thereafter and howled. Dude got racially about asians and Luc is part filipino, and wasted and cannot let shit go so we blasted this drunk who was aggressive and barky and his pal had to hold him back. I can’t remember what I screamed at him.

Are you picturing five hot chicks in red berets breaking into a house right now too?

Seriously what is my problem with pink nail polish and losing a bottle every time I buy a new one?

Arranging that hat is no easy feat I always end up looking like one of the vintage campbell’s soup chef kids all puffed up ugh.

Meanwhile. See the candle wax splat?

And how my gold eyeshadow made it over there? Welcome to the funny farm. These guys are jerks.

Pillow fight? Props work. #cewebrity tips.

I need to work out more.

Only got the brilliant idea to maybe learn how to walk/dance in my new heels halfway through this creative session. Doye. It’ll be a slow gradual process.

Tattoo appt in less than two hours eeek. Going to cover up that burn mark on my arm, courtesy of jerk chicken BBQ night.

A day with Raymeh sure is exciting. Going to start wearing the coonskin hat soon. Super cold out now.

Cat hair looks like pine needles. Maybe someone will vacuum now. Two cats and a dog. Hair everywhere drives me CRAZY. HINT! Thanks ex wife!

Bringing hot mess back, though I dunno if it ever left. Me.

My justice is swift.

Say goodbye bare arm. Time to do a billion tricep extensions now.

We did a couple silly dance videos last night before going out to dinner. And a Second edition of the Raymi and Stella show.

I’ve gotten a bit more hair breakage at the top of my head. I wish I knew this beforehand. Platinum is very high maintenance.

Be versatile. See how I always look different, like, my head is shaped like a plum pit and I look like a skeleton/Skull face with my massive nostrils. That’s an ugly haute couture look. I make shit up for a living it rules.

Yowzers.

MARK, Your scary girlfriend is here! Tell her I’m not home. SHE HEARD YOU! ACK! O_O

Super hard to walk in. I need to practise, maybe I’ll do that while I have a dance party for one and do triceps.

We are going to get a mirror and put it behind the couch so I can look up at myself and not have stupid pictures like these all the time.

Thanks for the pants Lois! Love you and them!

I look flawlessly old and young here. There. Ok Bye bye. Have a nice day.