bibelots de voyage

just wait for my story about returning a french onion soup here. encroyable! had to pull out the i am a food critic and i do this for a living big guns. ontario won in the end and yes it got provincial. fuck this pub.

now we are in mtl. glorious! amazing boutique hotel and a sweet rate :). summeraymi rules. going out to party with my ex bf now, his art gallery is attached to this hotel which explains the rate hook-up. got my davy crocket hat too.

brb with some more snaps. SO MANY.

Gerrit

How ya doing lady? I saw you walking down queen near gladstone last week. Woulda said hi but the heels you were wearing gave me an inferiority complex ha

Raymi Lauren White

gahahahha awwww next time do say hi. i march like i am on a catwalk cos i am shy so i understand.

the hello kitty store. my brain exploded. i kept it down to a ring and bracelet, stopped myself at the birthstone necklace. the shop owner was like, is this for you? yeah duh look at me dude.

hk toque. i would look stupid.

there’s a thing on dave navarro in maxim (i only read boy mags) and his hello kitty addiction. he said its become the ed hardy of the alt world. true enough.

i hope i don’t lose my emaciated-looking abdominal thing i have going on right meow.

check the sad panda comin’ in behind me.

peeping tom. this is actually a bikini. smart. they were playing horrible music, maybe the dookie green day record is ironic now? or maybe french canadian bohemes just have horrible taste in music. i’m sorry but i fuckin’ hate green day and if you don’t, i hate you too. KIDDING! not about my green day disdain, it’s just loud garbage noise and every song is exactly the same.

i could dance in this. WILL dance in this. plus davy crocket hat. then i’ll skin and eat a squirrel.

i switched the top for a smaller size cos i felt like it would make my bewbs look bigger, but maybe not i dunno they’re big(ger) at the moment which is nice. doubt it’ll last. you can’t tell to look at them but to touch, def booblier.

i am already emo from having left quebec city, staying on an extra night in montreal is helping though. bring on the bourbon.

hah trophy girlfriend hat. ever notice how trophy wives have terrible fashion, typically tacky but cos it’s sleek and fresh and expensive, therefore ok?

i am a bit tired looking. vacations are tiring. so are hangovers.

ok i have to sew a button now. men are useless. but it’s fine cos it’ll pay off like gangbusters as a woman sewing a button is the equivalent of a man, i dunno, shovelling the driveway?

haven’t even bothered uploading mystery camera shots i know it’ll just keep me desk chained longer.

see ya later.

rip jack layton. always dug your style.