summer stills

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les filles.

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muscle shirt darius. how many do you have for the summer?

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this one’s actually kind of beautiful.

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the gypsies are here to dance for your carnivale.

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startling.

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another vortex kind of night. i wish i could crawl back to that time, i was transplanting miami vibes.

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i want to make a miami vices double entendre but i’m not a cheeky piss-ant. well, i kind of am.

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that’s luc’s cousin. it was lucas’ birthday. i got him two horrible miami tourist shirts.

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the reg cast of characters always in attendance. i think the parkdale boys club are in a the outsiders war with adventurehouse which is awkward for me as i am the president of the PBC and some weird stepwife/sister of advhaus. no, advhaus is more of a triad but anyway i am displaced from it now. i am giving up the tickle trunk.

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um when did i turn into a game show host? vanna white, lauren white. same thing.

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tanya i will be looking like you soon enough. my abs are starting to look alien.

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i have a long way to go. but i’m doing lots of tricep work now. i’ll make a video of the backwards table. or maybe i’ll show you three work outs in a one minute instructional video? cool. i want my nailpolish back now paddy!

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tanya is wicked. she’s a total beach girl like me. plus we look good beside each other.

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time for that blond beach bikini babe shoot. a calendar?

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burlesque practise day with paddy jane. this is my armani suit. could not pass it up.

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my phone wallpaper.

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fun afternoon. we were both pretty hung. isn’t that how she goes? tell me some arbitrary random future date event, i assure you something sloppy will just coincidentally come up the eve of it.

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we were a tickle trunk. i am a tickle trunk.

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i like to faux gallop with my robe or pretend to be a monk or i am delivering a message of the utmost importance please give way. omg i want to get in a larp showdown.

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paddy get comfortable in teenier clothes. we were a bit of a scene walking for coffee through libville.

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my cloak of hangover shields me from onlookers. i wore this in oldnavy in burlington and pretended i was a zippy employee spirit squad i dunno to assimilate with their pop rainbow mannequins, like i was supposed to be there. i realize some people are not geared for the raymi. preparation is key.

send more jewels. pretty much if i see something now that sparkles, i buy it. my anklet broke as we came out of the brazenhead yesterday and i was cross at the moment so i detangled it from my wedge and dramatically, angrily whipped it into a sewer grate and said nothing. ten minutes later long forgotten off on another topic closer to home i said, did you like when i threw my anklet into that grate? yeah he laughs at me. i go, did it make it all the way down? (square inch squared holed sewer, carnival skills required-type) no ha ha.

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this’ll be my walking around outfit. ahh i remember now i hung out with jenny again this night and that’s why my hair was all greasy, from dancing all day and not bothering to wash it. i need to get that platinum powder stuff from sephora. my mom and i went to the burlington mall location and they didn’t know what the hell we were talking about. i imagine that location wouldn’t stock this product? dumb cos there’s lots of blondes in burlington, it’s pretty aryan.

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recess!

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poor stella, has to be involved but so stressed out!

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i want to be in a tim burton film.

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you can wear pants still if they’re like this right? that makes them cooler?

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my underwear matches my nails.

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amazing. can’t remember if i posted these? i think i did. ok here’s more up to date stuff from my blackberry. i’ll be doing the rest of the j.beth jam when we get back from the sticks. we’re going up north. pumped.

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YOU’RE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! no really, we were! it was hell!

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we put our heads together, ok, how do we get out of this? ok you have never done this before? now is not the time for a cigarette there’s shit leaking everywhere. meanwhile people were just parked. staring. like a long ass northern drive (i am going to jinx myself here now) wait on the road. it was like falling down level scary. michael douglas was SMOKIN’ in that flick.

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nothing but red lit-up cherries. we shouldered it, linda was shaking, people were purposely putting their back-ends in our way thinking we were just trying to bump ahead like how boston drivers do, they’re lunatics, but no asshole trying to kill us, our hazards are on and i had my arm out of the window like a jurassic jungle voyage. then the engine would overheat again. we did this 4 times, five minute intervals, one bitch in particular was like, i can’t let you in there isn’t anywhere to go (totally room to move actually!) i hissed OUR ENGINE IS SMOKING BLACK SMOKE MOVE!!! meanwhile a limo taxi is ignoring us FUCKING PEOPLE YOU ARE TERRIBLE HUMANS. so we weaved over to another shoulder. the grid lock was due to a collision as well as construction, bla bla brutal. ok i am bored of this now.

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took them to milestones to get wrecked. that morning my brother’s truck overheated too. our canadian vehicles aren’t used to the heat and react accordingly. suffice it to say they were hell bent on enjoying themselves despite the hiccups. me? i don’t fight with the universe and if the universe is saying you might blow up in a car maybe i should get the heck out of there. sorry it’s coming back to me now. my brother is a fire safety tech so he cautioned that the engine could erupt if it was smoking and we were pouring coolant in the thing i don’t know anything about cars.

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my hair appointments take at minimum, 3 hours. my roots have to process for a long time. they gave me a treatment, two maybe. this one thing fills all the cracks in the road of your hair follicle and seals it. my hair is always like feathers afterward. brennen is a hot hair god.

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how do i get a free blackberry?

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ok i am buying new sunglasses today.

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holy shit relax kid.

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gah even worse so intense. i am trying to time it so it clicks just before i open my eyes, the sun was scorching my retinas.

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i am tanned from this sit.

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turkey wrap with side of jerk. they mix their jerk with honey. easily duplicatable. i am over their wings and since unhealthily switching to deep fried battered from grilled, there is no point. we make way better bbq jerk chicken here.

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the moon was big last night.

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we had a rhonda party!

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such a great gal. moved off to ireland she did. lives in a book life. fascinating.

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she was my first/fav customer at the central. tell you the story another time.

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yum starving! then i threw onions on this and we broiled them all in the oven cos we ran out of propane,this was bbq one, we’ve done this exact meal again already using bbq the full way through, got a new tank. also this is how i burnt my arm. it’s not healing, maybe that’s cos i keep reapplying polysporin, do i have to just let it alone, air it out? i am an ignoramus.

OK! happy saturday dewds!