so take it as a song or a lesson to learn and sometime soon be better than you were if you say you’re gonna go then be careful and watch how you treat every living soul

36 thoughts on “so take it as a song or a lesson to learn and sometime soon be better than you were if you say you’re gonna go then be careful and watch how you treat every living soul”

1. Yep. Unsound men. Story of my life, too. Ye-haw.

2. Amen. That was the greatest post of all time, especially the bit just before “unsound men.” You totally just made my day.

3. I saw a comedian last night.
   He was from africa, and he asked a woman in the crowd, a single one, what her biggest complaint was…. she asked if he had a week. He said, just pick one.

   She said she was a “crazy magnet”.

   He laughed and said you see….. ask a man what his issue with women is, he’ll say he doesn’t make enough money, or that they just aren’t interested in him, but ask a woman and she will always tell you that its because all men are crazy or unstable or pigs.

   He pointed out that it never occurs to women that they may be the ones that are crazy.

   True story. He was from Uganda.

4. “you make things awkward because you are ruled by your fucking dicks and then you act like dicks and ruin everybody’s good time because you’re sulking and didn’t get your way” ha ha, loves it. So much.

5. what the hell does uganda have to do with it. women rarely make mention of a man’s mental instability, we get witch hunted about it though and yes it does occur to us that we are crazy too. that isn’t the point, the point is, you fuckin crazy and i am crazy sick of it.

6. He said something stupid. Stupid people laughed. True story. He was from Uganda is the the part that made me laugh. ha

7. I thought you were alone, secluded, sequestered? What the hell went wrong or happened that was so crazy awkward while you were “totally goin Kerouac”!? Verrry Curious.

8. Don’t you hate it when you call somebody stupid and you spell something wrong or say “the the”.

9. you make things awkward because you are ruled by your fucking dicks

   Now

   Even if that was true, and it mostly is
   you wrote this while you were bending over and showing your perfectly formed ass.

10. Yes Raymi, we men do think with the wrong head quite often. You women flush your brains out once a month. I think that makes us even. LOL And really, can’t we all just get along and respect each other no matter what our short comings are?

    capt obvs

11. wow,like, don’t go bukowski or anything. and, if you do again,
    film it. that pure hung over rage gets filtered in the ether.
    you look nice, despite your anger. don’t eat the fish at the
    diner, i here the cook has twitter!, and a bladder problem.

12. anonymous i am referring to multiples of men prior to being here and also being vague yet specific.

13. Right on Raymi’s Mom.

14. Not all dicks are dicks.

15. Well your mom is kinda on to something no interested gentleman in his right mind is gonna buzz off with you showcasing your booty. Sweet Fucking A. But then you did say you were talking to crazies… So I guess there are some sane good a-holes out there in unlikely places. I am being vague yet specific, borrowed that last bit from you please don’t hate now.

16. I can figure who the vague specifics have been.
    But the dating sites are full of them.

17. oh the gaaaap. h0t ;] everyone: raymes is the b3st

18. time for a raymi dance video!!!!!!!!!!!

19. R,
    Vulnerable energy became too trusting.

    That vulnerability in your writing is my precious escape to see the inner workings of all things you.

    I interpreted in your buildup to going away had purpose and someone took advantage of that seclusion clearly so I’m hoping that this blanket statement of guys isn’t too tainted to canvass all of us.

    Your blog is gold for me on the inner machinations of feminine thoughts and I’m upset actually that this episode happened because it would be a loss if a bit of you is now more reserved.

    It sounds like you held your own despite the creep out so that’s elating. Hopefully voice from the sound club.

    Looking forward to your return.

20. That ass….its making me crazy! Simple body-chemistry: Blood rushing to penis due to visual stimulation by “perfectly formed” ass means less blood flowing to brain for thinking and reasoning.

    ‘Nuff kiddin around…Ive met my share of crazy mens and womens. Neither gender seems more crazy to me; we are all fucked in the head collectively, a symptom of being social animals.

21. Just when u thought things could not get more inane in raymi nation
    they do.

22. Butt … Butt … Butt….

    We can’t help it. Dammit. Janet. Dreams of you, all thru my head.

23. Butt … Butt … Butt….

    We can’t help it.

    Shaz Butt. Na-nu, Na-nu.

    Makes me wanna re-populate a planet. From scratch.

24. “Ass not what your Cuntry can do for you,

    But what you can do, for your Cuntry.”

25. I also want to see a new Raymi dance video. I hope you’re getting lots of writing done. Do you think you will ever bring back the “Dear Raymi” book? I want to read it. Do you have a used copy by any chance?

26. What are our choices as men then? On the severe end we have the eunuch option, chemical sterilization, then the middle part, becoming monks or practicing celibacy, and on the other end we have monogamous relationship and at the far end I see two energy’s dancing the male and the female. The two respect each other and know the dance may be short or long and that they may part and that they may see each other again or not, and when they do see each other again the may or may not dance. It is work to keep balance amongst oneself and it a work to keep balance in the dances.

27. And now I’m glad I didn’t know
    The way it all would end the way it all would go
    Our lives are better left to chance
    I could have missed the pain
    But I’d of had to miss the dance

28. I think the fact that Raymi posted those pictures interspersed with what she wrote was the point of the post.

29. Raymi, I know you mentioned doing some internet dating as of recently, and I want to know if you have any good lines to get rid of psycho stalker dudes who won’t get the hint?

    Of the 3 internet dates I’ve been on, 2 of them got all stalky and shit. I was polite and upfront, saying that “our personalities clash” – but then they ended up texting/calling me like mad, and each wrote me this novel of an email telling me why we were meant to be together if I just gave it a chance.

    I assume being too hot an awesome for 99% of the met out there that you probably get similar weirdo worshipers. How do you get rid of them without turning it into a nasty war? I don’t want to be slandered all over the internet, or wake up to flaming poop on my porch.

30. Anon

    DUH

    Petal

    After all else fails
    tell them to go fly a kite

    or do what Raymi did during one of her date meetings
    she found me in a concert crowd
    and left her date standing beside me
    while she flew the coup

    this one went down in her “what not to do on a date” blooper history book

31. your ass beat out the hosts for comments

32. are you coming home this weekend?

33. wow this post really brought out the crazies.

34. No more fucking crazies ever fucking again my tolerance for crazy now is all spent. If you are crazy and you get up in my shit I will punch your fucking face in. I have been in hell all week.

35. no crazies here
    men are just like this, wired this way, visual

    and you used your power over them
    simple as that

    what made your week crazy?
    withdrawal from your surroundings?
    too many words spewing out?
    not enough?
    loosing control to your hosts?

    drinking?
    lack of men?
    not enough stimulation?

    you missed your mom?

36. what was that moie where Jack Nicolson answers the door in his “here’s Johnny” face and says “No thanks we’re all stocked up on crazy here!”

    How many of your crazies are going to show up at your party??