when it Raymes it pours

lets do this.

creature of habit.

dinner with jack hanna

christ my hair. what a penis.

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i just saved so much lifetime because i’ve learned that i can just plunk down the url to the photo w/o ten other html steps wow sorry i’m mindblown at the moment. i need a cigarette.

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blurry scene. it’s like a mini vacation in bar mercurio. so italian so squished so high ceilinged so saw it in a movie once nostalgic poetic dark cozy christopher walken meeting madonna in that music video where he kills her?

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mustard theme.

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i’ve been comin’ here for special occasions for five years now. weird right? well, i don’t like things to go to waste and i discovered this place so, it’s mine. annexing in the annex.

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BLAM!

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the carpaccio is still great, it’s been better though. i bet you can’t find me a better plate in the city. must be the truffle olive oil.

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the portion is significant too.

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did a bad thing. pasta. ate it. they split the portion because they’re evil. ricotta ravioli and tiger shrimp pesto. ludicrous.

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beast claims not to be a dessert guy. we didn’t talk while fastidiously fighting over the chocolate/whipped cream, moaning. realised hadn’t even touched the strawberry tartufo. oh my christ food reviews are the gayest. complimentary door stop thrown in for good measure. didn’t have a bite.

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wieners.

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what stupid fucking pose am i doing now? i have to learn how to work this hair or i have this head cock to deal with for the next year. shit. i know, draw more attention to it!

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dating raymi the minx looks like this. what? i am so listening.

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he said it was a place he would have gone to with his dad. it’s a great place.

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secret spaniard.

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great torso stance. i’m a potato.

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can’t even fit you in the frame.

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look at this pose. someone’s been practicing their casual demeanour.

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see tyler, that egg bbq thing.

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lost season finale outfit. didn’t even get to it was watching the recap of the last season. lost is so much work.

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street style scout, person: raymi. style: french native woodland elf.

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yes, definitely french.

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ughhhh i look like an ant. a teenage mutant ninja ant like my mom calls them cos she forgot they were turtles HELLO we had all the action figures and video games, watched the show incessantly, had a board game. i brought beepop or rocksteady to school in grade one and someone stole it. how hot would it be to go as april for halloween? fuck halloween i can go as her tomorrow for that superhero party.

sorry, sometimes i get sidetracked.

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angus beef burger on the scene.

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penis noses.

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oh my god i am breathtaking.

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yeah you’re not bad either. it’s bad though when your blackberry camera is of better quality than your camera-camera. hopefully i just jinxed myself into dropping it down the stairs so i can get that new one (psst lia).

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obnox. brandy snifter. fun at least? or more annoying?

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broke my earphones the other night when i came home from work on my bike late (sorry dad) and i got spooked by a noise, earphones dangling as i’m locking up bike as fast as possible to get inside safely, noise startled me and got tangled on my bike. no i did not wear these out in public i don’t have the self confidence for that. i get enough staring problems as is barely walking a block why do i need to throw earmuffs on in the summer time to encourage more?

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beaver outfit. no this is not a public restroom it’s our water closet. that toilet paper thing is great for limited space. from ikea.

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melodie told me to go courtney love with my roots. i am too elegant for that. well, i’m the complete opposite of elegant therefore i cannot go courtney love.

wow my blogging quotient is going to go up up up now that i learned that new trick.

stoner chat date with spliffanie later this rainy afternoon. then she and him. who’s going to that? and to prove that i like zooey (two o’s!) more than you here’s my boner of the week post from july 7 2006. wow i just re-read that post, in 2006 i was a 23 year old idiot. big time. and now i am a 27 year old idiot. big time.

oh snap.