here’s why this week is going to be awesome

yesterday was pay day. today all i have is dance and then sweet fuck all (which is when the best things go down) til tomorrow wherein i have an appt with psychiatrist which is probably the most self indulgent of all, maybe. get party script off i go then it’s she and him (get to stare at zoey deschanel) vip sound academy and if that other bar across the way isn’t filled with execs get to have to self. drank tix with raymi the minx printed on them specially.

when they run out, get more.

thursday hair did with rose oh yes then rethink rhomp at steamwhistle (best gift bags ever) superhero theme can go dressed as any retarded fucking thing i want. friday cheese boutique is putting together a delectable lunch spread for me and we will discuss a collab. they’ve been spying on raymi for two years now. in-between all of this i will be power-guzzling wine and high-fivin’ every goddamn person i come into contact with. don’t work til saturday, wouldn’t have minded but oh well. i am also leaning out.

thanks for hitchin’ a ride on the bipolar express.

oh and melodie just told me terry’s gonna be hangin’ around the house soon. two words: FUBAR SEQUEL.

BOOM!

we’re goin’ to lady gaga at the end of july. we have two pairs of 4 tickets. for two dates. we’re going to flip the second set of 4. going to the first show. good seats. i have a date spot. you have to pay for the ticket though (cheapskate) this is the first ticket i have paid for since, um, a looooong time ago. also most expensive. worth it. tell me why you should be my date. you have to put out and buy all my drinks. YOU CAN EVEN BE A GIRL. and we’re dressing insane too. you have to dance on your chair. i’ve never planned so far in advance for something, paid for something i don’t get for months. we’ve been patient. so the extra four tickets for the second date are available for sale. email me if you’re interested.

i have this photo on my phone and stare at it when i get emo hahaha. something about the rich green leaves on a cold summer overcast day kissing at your window.

have your heard that jaydiohead karma police mash-up? well, you should. track 3, no karma.

++++

Kenneth Carr June 7 at 9:17pm

not that it matters, or that it should matter, but i’m not exactly digging that clamshell on your forehead in those fucking floppy dog redneck t-shirt photos. probably the lighting, it looks especially “deep” in those photos.
what happened to your pussy? i haven’t seen it in awhile. did you kill it? perhaps it got lost? tell me you ate it…

Raymi Lauren White June 8 at 11:55am

what the fuck are you talking about don’t ever write me something so irritating and confusing ever again. my time is disgustingly important and limited.

a girl artist wants this shirt baaadly, wants to pay for it and do an art trade. i was like for how much, she said 20 i said i was thinking more like 100 hahaha greedy guts and well, it’s one of a kind and it DOES say bob on the back and it IS my colour and i DO love it and it fits so well. i feel justified in selling things i love at inflated prices because owning them has made the value go up. a girl bought a stop die tee off lucas just because she knew raymi the minx wore it once. STRANGE. anyway, nebraska and i, we’ll do this bartering back and forth email dance for years to come until the shirt is backless like my queen t-shirt i gave skidfanie. speaking of, we need to do a resin raymi stoner chat asap.

Dear Raymi,

Hugs,
Amanda Panda

Hmmmm I reeeeally love this shirt and its one of a kind and says bob on the back but I’m into weird exchanges and money so u say a number first and ill decide. Start high!

Ok how about $20 (USD) and this scarf :

I am at your leisure to negotiate further.

fuck i was thinking more like 100

20 isnt worth it sorry its one of a kind
that scarf is amazing tho too bad it isnt scarf season

Haha. Sorry I am broke and jobless dude. But maybe when I get a job. Also – if you ever get tired of it … ^_^

And yeah, maybe in winter you will be more receptive towards it.

We can keep this nebraska tshirt dance going for years

shit i should just do it based on how adorable and flirty her correspondence is alone.

REAL TIME UPDATE!

Ok I managed to ho myself out.

Hit me back.

DEAL and i’ll throw in the raymi scent free of charge.

christine ordered herself a pair of gold tubeflops. see how i can sell sell sell just about anything? EXCUSE ME, PEOPLE WITH MONEY I HAVE INFLUENCE. i want to see a picture of the gold ones like right fucking now.

mango tour courtesy carlton. look at this non-touristy land he has in jamaica!!! um guess who’s down for that? rule of the bone is one of my top ten books and a good portion of it takes place in jamaica. LORD’A MERCY!

this is what i look like after crying off and on all day. i can’t remember who but she said crying makes you look prettier sometimes. vulnerable? same as glassy-eyed blotto drunk. combine the two.

cheese too. does your bar let you do this? i’m glad we’ve expanded our drinking hemisphere for strung out sunday’s mess club, rob. before this we were at, where else, mitzi’s and took in the best soul healing irish band. i’ll post some videos in a bit. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.

heard music when i was trying to disco nap saturday evening and it was actually carlton’s reggae backyard garden jam. i was close to scaling some backyard fences to say hello. next time i will. and yes i called him carlton banks. he said it was a nickname anyway.

two kind of mangos. so great. i love people who carry food with them everywhere. especially organic indulgent delicious foods.

this was the jamaican one i think.

erry’ting irie now.

sure i’ll have some more.

oh look here i am right now smiling.

nails time. shower time.

miss you like a hole in the head.