small time bitch

ugh try having an anxiety attack looking like this meanwhile traffic stops, everyone is staring and you just march your emerald city cupcake ass right on by. gawk away shitheads. we all got dressed by peach berserk (thank you thank you!)(and massive thanks to casie for setting that all up) for the kelly cutrone mtv thinger. have much more to say once i find the time to finally say it. steph is on her way over PUMPED. i have to prepare my talk for thursday get tickets guys it’s going to be a blast. we all take issue with the whole “blog stars” name but fuck it, we’ll explain later. babies. by last minute we may comp some tickets for haters only. but we know you wouldn’t show so, your loss. to other bloggers, please write and tell me why you should get a free ticket, aside from being cheap of course. tomorrow is st. pat’s, i have a radio interview in the afternoon tomorrow before work then thursday hair appointment (that i’ll hopefully not be hung in the salon chair for, this will be my only moment to organize my talk oh god) prior to event. by friday i am going to look like courtney love. i already sound like her because guess what at some point yesterday my throat swelled right up and filled with phlegm! COOL now i’m sick. cannot afford to be sick right now. i’m going to chug echinacea like semen right now.

sorry for actually choking you here, i’m too literal. DM me!

alright time to go be somebody today. may get a scooter ride too. Designer Swimwear