first of all thank you i am better much much it was awful but i am thin now so i’ll enjoy it while it lasts. there’s always a point in my life where i get ultra-thin then i’m like now what? some goal eh? what’s the point. anyway. my resolutions were covered in eye weekly hello old friends and i won mondoville’s twit awards for most overlooked TWIT of 2009 and now they need to find out who will reign supreme for Mondoville TWIT of 2009. if you give a shit go vote please. totally didn’t expect to win in the first place guess my traffic annihilates theirs.

just ran out to do some errands. everyone we came into contact with was a right piece of work. so grouchy, bitchy and ‘tudey like fuck you thanks so glad i left the house.

i’m still pretty weak and dave is feelin’ rough again. we’ve been watching lost season 5 re-catching up holy shit confusing much. the one thing you can count on with watching lost is FEELING lost. hwahaha oh friends wish i had some.

what else what else.

i have an appetite but when i eat i feel pukey i don’t think the bug has entirely left me yet. my mom thinks she’s coming down with it.

i wonder what i was thinking here.

tan prep from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

don’t bother with the volume, tan salon music is always crap.

it’s 4.40am and i want to die.

so it wasn’t food poisoning after all it was/is some nasty flu bug virus dave’s aunt got and one by one everyone has come down with it and i will spare you no detail. i started painfully barf retching around 7 or so and ass shit fountaining simultaneously around 8ish? that was fun. that continued until 11.20 then i passed out til 12.30 so missed the midnite gay whatever moment then started barfing again. i haven’t experienced this special sickness since i was super young. i made up for all that non-swearing that’s for sure. the later stages of my puking excursion was the hot part as i have zero left inside to give so it felt like ulcer blood town as well i’m ultra paranoid of getting too dehyrated because i had a seizure when i was a toddler from barfing too much once so having that over my head guzzling water gingerale and popsicles just so i can barf more was the best. oh and i just retched now after taking a gravol so that came up mediciney and out my nose and mouth. radical times!

if your new year’s jam licked just feel comforted in the fact that mine licked worse.

when i get my strength up tomorrow i shall weigh myself that will be fun.

dave lost 9lbs from this! i said i would go into debt booking a tropical vacation following this epic illness what gave me a sick bikini bod cos it’ll probably be the only other time in my life it’ll happen so why not aren’t we all chasing that dream?

i lost 4lbs being around dave with his flu bug didn’t eat at all yesterday aside from some cheetos (best thing ever to vomit up) so i’d say i’m possibly riding underweight territory about now. i’ll talk about my hip bones later. excuse the delerium. craving lime jello something awful.

oh man i hope this vitamin water doesn’t come up ugggggggh.

we went out before everything closed at 6 and i felt this coming on. once we hit the grocery store i knew for certain what my nite was going to look like and commenced turning into little baby lauren. i cannot deal with barfing, knowing i’m going to. i cry like an idiot and moan and you get the idea.

k bye.

these were taken well before it all went down before i showered yesterday as i knew i was going to be ill and didn’t want to look like labyrinth garbage dump lady so no i wasn’t nakes the entire time in front of everybody. omg worst experience ever, just as bad as norwalk virus. if you get it let me know.