NSFlife
new rock of love pants. more comfortable than the other ones, fit better like fat pants ha and no camel toe action. thanks for the gift card dad.
came with a goofy belt.
think they’ll go better broken in a little, washed, and not with this midriff sweater.
couldn’t think of a better name, seriously?
hilarious. wanting to build a cake now just to top it off with these bastards.
i am going to do this to broszkowski some day.
i would be severely pissed off if someone turned up with one of these and i was already half in the bag to stupid town and what oh look now a puzzle! perfect! i’m great at puzzles when cocked just let me get a hammer brb.
i wish these wedges weren’t so heavy.
then i could be arrogant in public and not just on my blog.
BLAM!
ugh gross, unrelated, my brother showed us all pics of his gf’s tits last nite on his phone. i was like how would you feel if dave showed everyone at work pictures of me like that? then he realised the inappropriate nature of the situation. my family has issues with boundaries big time. the irony does not escape me either no, don’t worry.
shh quiet, a gay blogger is creatin’.
these pants have now become dump in the ass jeans within an hour or so of wear after washing. so annoying.
i think my hair is becoming less brassy. thanks john freida.
thought i was ready to consume my beloved garbage again, not so. two nites ago i was up late again reading until my eyeballs dried up trying to beat out nausea. i think i may have an ulcer or when i was retching i tore something because i did taste blood and see blood. if i continue the rest of this paragraph will just be way TMI so anyway plantains are one of my many guilt craving pleasures and those green sour O’s sometimes too. well they were until two nites ago happened.
needing to get back on the wii fit track. tonite’s the nite.
i’m basically as thin as i was when i was 21, have been for awhile but cos i’m older i don’t feel like it’s the same type of thin, i’m not as happy by it or it’s not enough. people with body issues are irritating, i know i know. i’m trying to get over it as i finally see the fruitlessness of it all. no one wants to hear it aside from other sick people. i put myself through yo yo eating restrictions because i think it’s necessary for me personally to achieve more or be called upon for some sort of duty as a skinny person. such a warped mentality. if they wanted me, then they’d want me no matter what size i am right. a raymi is a raymi no matter what. ugh sorry it’s been stressful times and i don’t know if coffee can fix it anymore.
anyone riding post holiday blues a little bit?
ok i’ll lighten up on the hip bones stance (no i won’t).
crafty ghetto girl.
these are some of my friends.
lookin’ tired and pinched. any tried tested and true under eye bag tricks you got?
how to not be sexy.
i made videos of blow-drying my hair, dancing and singing. i’ll have to review and see how humiliating they are before they hit the wire.
have a good one back to non-work work now.
happy new year !
kay brew/boil 2 teabags, regular caffeinated tea. put in freezer for a couple of hours. lie back, but not fully horizontal- you want the teabags to stay on your eyes but you want to be upright enough so that the fluid drains out. leave on for ten minutes. make sure you have a tissue in your hand to catch the drips. rinse your eyes with cool water after. it feels amazing, and it works.
also i got one of those lavender eye pillows for christmas, that you can put in the freezer or microwave, and i love it. because i am my mom now. they are handmade in thunder bay, maybe i’ll send you one.
god i love u
That white sweater is a personal favourite of mine. So hot! Or should I say attractive
I hear you about the ulcer. They’re no fun. I spent the week of Christmas and a bit longer in the hospital because of a suspected one. Boo. Get better!
i know of some easy under eye quick fix trickz
i put my under eye cream in the fridge and it feels great, reduces puffiness.
or put two spoons in the freezer for 5 mins, then place them (carefully) over your closed eyes.
two cool tea bags, slices of potatoe or cucumber also work well.
orrrrr a very tiny amount of prep-h, yeah butt cream. downside is its oily and smells like funnnkkk. i think cuz it has some sort of shark liver oil in it.
p.s. how to beeee sexxy= you with those heart shaped sunglasses and ur hair pulled back like that. da-da-da-dammmnnnn!
so I’m letting my hair grow ridicu-long and am wondering if you lose a ton of hair when washing/combing/cleaning and finding scads of it all over the house.
just curious because I feel like the only one. sads.
“spotted dick” was the name of a traditional steamed pudding from merry olde england…when Mum was at school they used to get one that they called “dead baby”…when JG was at private school they used to get a dessert that they called “ox balls”…there are probably lots more…
there are some people I know who once wanted to do a cookbook of disgusting recipes from all over the world but they gave up the idea on the grounds there probably wouldn’t be a market for it…xx
I swear by ice cubes under the eyes. P.S. the blonde hair really suits you.
i gotcha on the skinny-thing…i’m nuts too. it’s never enough! GAH!
If any chick could pull of low rise jeans, it’s you. Those look hot as fuck. You should look here for another pair – http://www.revolveclothing.com/ They have those super low fuckers that ride ur crack.
That bottle thing is a great idea, ordering one 2day.
I want another “crimson and clover” vid!!!!!
is that a coital photo?
no! you think my face looks like this when i blast? http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/4251314837/
ahaahah no i just thought it looked like an inside joke.
*rimshot*
Maybe if you’re cranking hits off a 4 footer!
the bikini top on the doorknob looks like a pink covered wang at first glance. i felt scared looking at it at work so i whipped by it til i realized what it was.
kali was trying to make ugliest face possible
pretty good, but you’re tough to make ugly.
you should see what i look like right now
raymi have you seen the show trailer park boys?
yep! i was just going to put on a tshirt of theirs actually
you are awesome, hip bones showing or not. feel better!
“my family has issues with boundaries big time.”…ho ho, mine too. what about “thanks Grammy Liz” for the Freida tip? (I don’t care, really)I’m skinnier than I was when I was 21 and it’s like…well? this is it? I’m not instantly happier? life isn’t perfect now? magazines brainwash us to think that thin = happy but really thin just = less thigh chafing.
also more wardrobe options.
Don’t let old bad eating habits and negative body image thoughts plague you now into your adulthood
people would rather see a happy,healthy you
not a starved, stressed out, unhealthy you
just start eating small healthy meals throughout the day
it will regulate your metabolism and moods
help prevent ulcers which are caused by stress, unhealthy eating, drinking and smoking
time to make that annual doctors visit
the responsible thing to do
make yourself and readers happy
MOM: THE BROKEN RECORD starring raymismom!
hey where can i get a copy of that on vinyl.
ugh haha
i am totally riding post holiday blues a little bit
shitty, no?
and by “post holiday blues” you of course mean my girlfriend
wha?
Best advice I was ever given re: body image : there is nothing special about being thin. Not one fucking thing. Even though I am thin, I can honestly say this statement is so true.
Can you play that broken record from time to time
but take notes this time