this goes way back to my mom’s purple velvet with the broken lock jewelry box. don’t think she knows it was in the xmas bins.

here’s some more movie quotes. these are from funny people. i will capitalize them to emphasize their over-all hilarity.

YOU’RE NOT FUNNY. YOU LOOK FUNNY. BUT YOU’RE NOT FUNNY MAN THAT SHIT IS SAD.

MY NIGG** HOW THE FUCK YOU IN SHOW BUSINESS WHEN YOU GOT NO BUSINESS TO SHOW?

THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT A PHYSICALLY FIT MAN. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE LANCE ARMSTRONG DO COMEDY.

speaking of funny, last nite i was on a roll. do you think i can remember one goddamn thing i said? capital newp. ok back to funny people, i really liked the thanksgiving dinner scene when adam sandler gave that speech to all the younger”s” and said that it would be the one thanksgiving they would always think back on, cherish, dinner with their friends. i wanted to transcribe it actually. i think funny people is sandler’s best work yet and i admit i was pretty damn dubious about his relation to the current judd apatow/seth rogan comedy duo, somewhat bandwagon jumping – do you remember that notorious little-known quote by liam gallagher, ever-jealous competitive rival of one damon albarn, blur’s front man and raymi’s old personal swoon-fave back in grade 7…i digress, fuck this is a point within an already loosely related-point ugh anyway liam said regarding damon’s newer project Gorillaz, “park the bandwagon out front of my house and i’ll jump right in.” something like that. jealous dick. ok so i thought sandler was keenly aligning himself with apatow, and rogan will yes man any shit these days so i was apprehensive, therefore, pleasantly surprised with the film once i took in how not shit it is. AND it’s dark, who knew? the thanksgiving speech stood out for me as adam mentions his own comedy pals he’s fallen out of contact with (one thing about this film is it is hard to separate reality from fiction, i think sandler references a lot of personal truths) some who aren’t even alive anymore (farley, sigh) also there’s a lot of archaic footage you’ve never ever seen, stuff like seeing himself on mtv for the first time. i feel like this was maybe his way of showing the world what it’s like being him. probably reading into it a little much, possibly. possibly not? who’s to know. i haven’t bothered reviewing a movie in a long time that i haven’t been paid for. i haven’t been moved by anything in awhile, lately, to be honest. i haven’t read a book in months. this post was supposed to be a bunch of scattered photos and phoning-it-in one liners.

here are my anxieties for the day/week/month/decade:

i have a formal contract to sign, i need to get it signed (but i can’t til i discuss it with a lawyer first just not to be an idiot about it or anything) so i can start book deal shopping.

i am losing my tan.

i am going to require botox for my forehead from permanent furrow lines up there.

i am both excited and stressed for xmas.

heard some good news today i can’t share, trying to figure out how to vaguely describe it. it coincides somewhat with the book i am writing, dunno how that happened unless it got around what it is i’m writing about. it has to do with tv i will say no more.

bonjour bhmagazine. thanks for putting up a photo of me pissing by that tree on your front page and then saying all this (see 2) about me:

C’est le blog de la semaine pour le coup. Elle s’appelle Raymi aka Lauren White et elle se défini elle-même comme une « tastemaker, bigtime blogger ». Elle a un compte youtube aussi ou elle se filme en train de danser.

http://raymitheminx.com/

babelfish spat out this:

It is the blog week for the blow. It is called Raymi aka definite Lauren White and it itself like a “tastemaker, bigtime blogger”. It also has an account youtube or it is filmed dancing. Then us in France, we have Thomas Clement and Canada has Laurent White. On its blog she speaks about I do not know what I did not read and she illustrates while photographing herself, one can see it there limit topless, a nipple appears some pages afterwards, she is in string of profile unfortunately here and she makes wee against a tree too. Finally short person does not wear the overall like Lauren White. Better Blog of the world of the week! I put one of these vidéos to you (there are others of them in particular or she dances on wicked messenger taken again by Black Keys but one would say a nutcase, or a chick who makes modern dance. Especially that she lives limit in a hole with rat one would say a little Patric Dils, brown the long hair which will dance in its cell, before when it was still in prison what. This video is not appropriate to the minors according to the community Youtube, it is a gift of me with you the young virgins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsSDK8Ib-k0 http://raymitheminx.com/

must clean alicia‘s comin!

run dmc came on the xmas jam mix so we decided to do something about it. very intimate dinner party appropes. can’t hear it in this video though so use your imaginations. guess you had to be there. my brother and i are (were) the only grandchildren on my dad’s side and therefore are now the only niece/nephew (aside from hailey whom would be a great niece) so we were forced to entertain one another growing up during weekend family visits, despite not getting along at all (we’re cool now) and being hyper-spazzoids. basically, any chance to act out was acted upon. relentlessly so. we’d beat the shit out of each other in the backyard, whip balls and lawn darts, wrestle, anything to get attention, get reprimanded through clenched smiles and then start it all up again. fun times. i wouldn’t trade having a brother for anything in the world.