sex with smart people

45 thoughts on “sex with smart people”

1. hahahah fred.
   this would make for a funny running joke

2. it used to be until i got super paro

3. creepy man, prob married with kids

4. ewww. no chance! why try?

5. hahahahaa i kind of wish you got an answer from him? why do old farts hit on younger girls? whats going through his head! also “you bought a box of chocolates..left some for your brother..freaky story” really? FREAKY? chocolate totally freaks me out too! as do brothers, leaving stuff, boxes, etc, this whole thing is so fuckin weird I can’t cope.

6. Hockey player haircut warning.

7. k with the features fuzzed out that LOOKS LIKE MY DAD
   and i was already fully creeped out before i realized that

8. gross!

9. use fake names when mining pervs for jokes?

10. my skills are rusty i forgot to ask if he was rich and would buy me a red lamborghini.

11. I mean, warning, SUSPICION of hockey player haircut.

12. 5’8 122 are like, perfect stats. true story

13. best part is “is that a good sigh”

14. are sighs ever good? maybe if i was sighing over something adorable like a kitten. that guy is not a kitten.

15. i believe he is referring to this post http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2007/02/here-is-something-pathetic-i-did-once.html

16. Hahah, amazing. I hope you do manage to do this again, though it’s too bad that your publicness makes you vulnerable. You know, having a blog, on the net. As opposed to one of those offline blogs.

17. if yahoo chat still exists i’ll go flex some anonymous fuck-withings over there.

18. lol another delusional grok … have to say Raymes, you’ve got gonna-have-a-fine-life written all over you, such the right “‘tude”, oh god i remember the ole whiner sex stew of yahoo chat like in ’98+

19. do you remember casualkiss? lots of winners were found there.

20. ah I’m just bored at work so don’t take my attention personally. kind of don’t like that raymi avatar photo in the comments, sort of k-reep-y.

21. one day i’ll get around to changing it to a picture of your mom

22. OMG that is funny…kinda wierd on his part.

23. LOL You´re the Devil (and he´s the annoying little angel*(?) lol)

24. Okay, I just read the old post Fred stumbled upon while “looking for hot encounters.” Not only was it written almost three years ago, but it was written in the past tense about a time few years before even that. And here’s Fred thinking that six or seven years later, you’re still the same lonely, starved for affection (vulnerable?) mess that you were back then. (And somehow, since you mentioned being the only young girl at rehab meetings filled with forty, fifty and sixty year olds, you must be “into older guys.”)

    I mean, seriously, “hun.”

    Okay, end of comment. TTYL!!

25. i’m so won over take me! right here right now!

26. i am this close to blogging the most embarrassing (in my opinion) thing i did during that time. i’ll think it over some more first.

27. god you have the perfect body. i already saw your weight loss post before. how the hell do you maintain so well?? so slim!

28. And that he had to ASK whether it was a good sigh, because clearly up to that point he had been really swoon-inducing.

29. lol this reminds me of the ICQ days. My wife (well not at the time) used to get so many randoms whackjobs messaging her saying: “Will you marry me?”, shit like that.

    We used to see how long we could fuck with them, I think our longest record was a month before the guy realized he was being baited and the worst part was our responses were pretty much like yours (with much more sarcasm), dry, uninterested and short… yet they would STILL message back.

30. I’m basically glad I didn’t eat lunch today because I probably would’ve horked it all over my desk after reading this.

31. Thats too funny,
    I have those dialogs on my old msn list of men
    can’t remember any of them but they all stick their foot in the mouth
    and keep trying

    its amazing what they will say to keep you interested
    but I’m rude back
    just like you were
    yet they come back for more abuse
    so you have to delete them

32. anonymous unfortunately stress has a lot to do with it as ive been eating a lot of unhealthy shit lately. i cut down my drinking intake by more than half since switching to ganj. so there’s also that. coffee. bananas. my true body form/type is meant to be sleek, slim, whatever.

33. you are far too nice to the crazies.

34. always

35. Why did you tippex out my eyebrows, tash and goate?

36. Hahaha, he is 44, unhot and thought it was spelled “chow”. But I shouldn’t laugh. The Secret Underground Union of Guys tries to be supportive, and I’m far LESS hot than he is. Toronto is such a body-fascist place; you lose if you are even 15 lbs. overweight and go to the gym less than 4x per wk. I’ve gone the other way and made a huge protective casing for my body and it is IMPOSSIBLE to chop my head off in one clean blow (21″ neck).

    But which is creepier: that, or him asking what your mom is like?

37. don’t sell yourself short pierre

38. Forget him, you need a man with the touch, like me.

    I am 40, fat, drive a broken down crappy car, and write software that crashes on millions computers a day. Those people hate me, but that is what they get for beating me up in high school.

    Sexually, i am uninspired and built like a Ken Doll.Even girly magazines get mad when i pick them up. And yet, I never seem to have problems getting girls to come home with me.

    But hey, does this rag smell like cloroform?

    [works every time]

39. god, that’s so creepy. i used to get hit on by old men in the place i used to work and i would say the exact same thing, I’m 20 your like…80 why would i be interested in you?? and that would shut them up…this guy seems a bit more persistent.

40. “i am this close to blogging the most embarrassing (in my opinion) thing i did during that time. i’ll think it over some more first.”

    dooo iiittt.

    nah, kidding. not if it’s going to cause you mass amounts of undue stress/anxiety, as i’d imagine it could.

41. oh lord, “you’re a little husky for my liking” and the correction of the contraction vs. possessive form of “your/you’re” were hilarious. Brutal honesty for the win!

42. Well if you’re in to older men I’m almost not even in the 40’s anymore and I’m super HOT! (okay-technically the HOT part comes from wearing 2 layers of under armour and two hoodies- I could make myself even hotter if I threw on a toque and a pair o’ wool sox)

    P.S. it’s ffffreeezzing out here in the west!

43. These are my favourite things to read, I remember you did this before and told the guy you like to be punched in the face during… that still makes me laugh…. you should do these on a regular basis.

44. This dude is prob a freak. I’m no freak.

45. At times he sounds like a spam bot.