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stranded in this spooky town

the weekend is the skinniest time of the week. well friday is really, then saturday, and by sunday it’s fat fuck town again then you start it all over throughout the week skinnying your way to friday. FUN LIFE.

don’t get sick of this sweater too fast now. i’m going to hunt for others and yes i know every girl owns one these days but so what. all i ever wear anyway is a tiny stupid shirt and a cardigan. so out there.

ikea on a saturday. not so bad as i thought.

comp diapers.

caf time.

i totally cut off a bitchy woman for this window seat. i was bee-lining it, as was she, but she couldn’t see that i could see her cos of my hair so i went in for the kill and won. then she talked shit about me to her husband. sorry witch, if i don’t see you, you’re not there. move faster next time. that was the only hostile thing that happened really. oh and what’s with all the do-nothing but chat employees hanging around he computer kiosks sprinkled throughout the store? i ask a question i already know the answer to and the guy is all showy bravado about telling me no the frame doesn’t come in white. ok cool thanks for nothing please get out of my space now.

they used to at least pretend that an actual salad came along with the lox.

shopping juice.

the hearts have not been phased out yet at all. more like phased in. i want a new comforter already. (though it can be flipped).

maybe i just need more hearts.

same bed months ago i proclaimed was my dream bed and holy fucking shit it so is. it’s super high and sturdy you feel like a princess. now all i need is a canopy like regina george in mean girls and i’m set.

display trick is multiple comforters. works for me!

swoon.

best birthday hat ever.

i am insane enough to buy and wear this, why didn’t i?

most famous spread on the internet.

pink please.

of course looks far better in real life. way more vibrant and pink.

one woman proclaimed how smart it was to take photos. right lady like i have money to come back and buy up all this shit. i recently said i am completely fine with taking an entire year to complete an outfit. mix and match pieces forever, that’s my cheapo tip. i like that ikea has absolutely no issues with taking photos. i’ve been doing it years.

this is the part where dave got crabby.

dave’s aunt thinks i’m useless and skinny. it’s funny. she hires him for moving help, other shit whatever, i tag along and apparently am too dainty to do a thing. meanwhile she’s lifting an entire armoire over her shoulders. i have grunt work capabilities too hello hardware store experience i will never let go of.

ok i’ll just hold the bag of candles then.

STOP COPYING ME!

simple. pleasing. somewhat boring.

bought some black ribbon. up close it’s detailed, embossed something or other i’ll have to go have another look.

yoink.

held off on these. my dad has tons of them. a little overkill.

adorable. these could stay in my room well after christmas.

so so bitter and so so faking that smile hahaha.

guy, your tree is crooked. it’s fully opened up now.

blame meg ryan in you’ve got mail the part when tom hanks comes by with flowers and she’s sick in her beautiful bed, white duvet, sun screaming in oh god so whimsical.

my contribution was folding laundry and drinking bailey’s.

i love you.

right now the room is totally rearranged, tried the bed against the wall where the couch is and put the couch where the bed was. no space to walk beside the bed now so it’ll have to go back to this.

loads bigger IRL.

those had to come off for the tree. there’s some black heart garland in the black ornaments package i may wrap around it. or might get lights with white strand.

wiley and i are in love.

sage loves it under there.

your masterpiece is now complete.

love these little homos. hanging them was irritating why won’t you just face out now it looks like a bunch of grey pubes are dangling from the branches.

couldn’t help it.

cool pic quality grandma thanks for sending!

way bigger than expected. i haven’t lived with a christmas tree in five years.

can you tell stoners were here?

you can never properly photograph a tree. flash exposes way too much while no flash buggers it all up.

see? not really. HAHAHA.

oh look it’s you.

one of the snakes died. it smells unpleasant. not eating today!

31 thoughts on “stranded in this spooky town

  1. I suppose those complimentary diapers must come in handy with a store full of people sitting on the furniture after eating that slop.

  2. Mean Girls is pretty much my favourite movie, not even ashamed of it! ha!

    The smell of a dead snake could quite possibly be the worst thing EVER. I could only imagine the smell that one of those big guys could throw off! ick.

  3. I gotta say… it’s pretty cute how festive you’re being this year.

    Also, don’t even worry about the sweater. Yeah lots of girls have them but they either look hot and cozy in them or cheap and slutty. You fall into the first category for sures. I might even throw cuddly in there just because.

  4. “love these little homos. hanging them was irritating why won’t you just face out now it looks like a bunch of grey pubes are dangling from the branches.”….hilarious!

  5. heh i have a disney Cheshire Cat canopy hanging over the bed in my guest room…you turn on the blacklight beside the bed and his creepy smile and purple body are lit up, silhouetted against the black canopy material,all over it upside down and right side up.

    so basically we dont go in that room and turn the blacklight on when we’re baked or its superparanoiafuntown ha

  6. I love that cardigan. All I want to wear right now is leggings and warm sweaters.

    And dead snake smell is the worst. An ex and I had one get into the heat vent and die. We couldn’t figure out where the smell was coming from and had to have the ducts cleaned out. So disgusting.

  7. Can I ask if you used the box spring for your bed when you set it up? I’m curious because there’s a 20’s style be there I kind of want and want to know if they’re tall enough to have both the mattress and box spring on it and not look weird. Cute bed!

  8. Liz beat me to it. lol for real at that line. and this one toooooooooooooooooooooo:
    cool pic quality grandma thanks for sending!
    Saw You’ve Got Mail last week & loved her room & also realized how much of a fuss budget grandma she’d be to live with.

  9. i like those sweaters, and the bed frame is magical, i think brian would kill me if i put lights up like that in the room. he’d be paranoid of the cats getting tangled up in them or something.

  10. i want that bed!! i want to go to ikea, i haven’t been there in years. please take me with you on your next excursion…do they have booze at ikea?? wow, love it.

  11. I’ve actually never been to Ikea (I know, I know), but there is a store here called “Cost Plus” that I am 100% obsessed with. Do they have those in Canada land? Perfect for this hippie phase you’re in…you would love it!

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