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ok so this isn’t a stoner chat sorry to get you pumped like that. i was just stoked on the logo that burnout sean ward made us. though steph did fire me some hip to it high caliber relevant Q’s a few week’s back so here goes. toot toot.

how has your life improved since you started smoking weed?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

actually. this was my response to reading these over nov 20

“HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

can my answer to everything be hahahahhaha”

oh god (first of all lay off me it’s sunday, i have a fucking hangover and am now cruisin’ thru coffee bailey’s in coffee, go gentle)(went to don vail in hamiltan at the casbah last nite got home at like 2, that’s late for a stoner) um my life has it improved? well my writing has gotten better but i’m not entirely certain weed should get all the cred there. brain has expanded all that hippie credo crap, larger consciousness combined with huge personal life change, possible slight mania, basically, shit changed so learn how to roll with it or get rolled by it. weed has also aided in my cutting in half the amount of booze i used to intake. life change helped that too though. another biggie, weed has helped me handle this life change.

how has your life de-proved?

laugh lines from constantly rippin’em. dry skin. lethargy. it hasn’t really.

have you listened to Aqualung baked yet?

no but i know the voice it’s kinda kings of leony i left that cd behind haha. though i love KOL and i know you and sarah have big ones for ‘em too.

what is your favourite munchie?

so indecisive. chips salt then sweet. green apple powerade and dill chips was past one i remember walking through a fucking blizzard once to the plaza for that. felt completely normal at the time. canada is like siberia it’s so strange, people in LA don’t even know, right?

does the word “munchie” look funny to you?

yes i picture a bag of munchies, those actual chips you can only eat 4 of then get grossed out immediately by and then the hostess weirdo mascot guys looking at me.

have you ever gotten the dog high BE HONEST

no. but one whines to come hang when he’s shut out by the gates like serious jonesing so i guess he’s into it.

sometimes in the morning does it feel like someone was vacuuming out your eye sockets all night?

no but i look forward to that thanks i’ve thought about it every single morning since i read this weeks ago.

have you watched The Wall baked yet?

no.

have you ever gotten super drunk and then smoked a joint and then watched Waterworld and then almost puked on your friends couch?

no but you did it was awesome i didn’t know you were nauseous aw i’m sorry dude! i knew you had the spins. yikes! ps. don’t ever talk shit about waterworld. not you specifically but, EVERYONE. bad movie to watch with a queasy stomach though right hahahahaha.

do you think the olympic torch this year looks like a huge doobie?

YES. then you said when they run after you think it looks like a doobie it looks really funny.

OK BYE send in more questions for spliffereeno and raymbo whenever you want dewds.

xoxox

look it’s me gunned at harvest burger redux last nite.

cool that they’re on top of the visual presentation over there.

red nose from the cold. oh and yesterday was scuzzy vogue day.

after putting the bed together (um being useless actually) post ikea was pretty fatigued. yesterday was a full chores day for real. tree, trimming it, and all that, blah bla to come later.

luh-ove this pair.

the last time i ever saw a hipster was after looking in a mirror. HA jokes guy!

fyi chicks, hipster guys in hamilton MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE ROOM go there singletons. there’s a bar downstairs and last nite was hip hop nite i guess. such a weird vibe like how downstairs at 751 makes you feel scared and grossed out but somewhat compelled to stick around cos you cannot believe your eyes?


@raymitheminx

LOOK! i’m a concert photographer now WOW so hard! actually, it is hard. thanks to my social anxiety fuck man when you walk through the crowd (gunned) holding that big thing and then feeling a million eyeballs all over you, you feel mad pressure. also you feel supremely gay. sorry but it’s like get over it already everyone can get the exact same shots no problemo. stop making me blow you ok settle down dslr.

that’s the guy from treble charger, dave says, bill priddle, pretty good. he’s friends with the whole band, dave is.

bahahahah i just left this comment during my present internet fantastic voyage.

raymi lauren said…

yeah i called beans weeds once and it’s like i’m fucking andy dick. we’re not fucking by the way. hahaha omg im baked.

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  1. Munchie always makes me think of the Hostess munchies. they were marketing to stoners before I even knew there was such a thing!! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/331465162_cf2056abe2.jpg

    I have such a love/hate thing with pot. If I haven’t smoked in ages, it’s all beautiful. but then there are those periods where it’s the habit and I’m useless for hours and hours out of the day. And that weed hangover, as my homey James calls it, is wack.

  2. haha nice graphic! i have a couple of questions (please forgive if they have already been asked) – is there a specific time of day you like to partake (you how some like to wake n’ bake, some like to smoke before or after dinner, etc)? speaking of wake n’ bakes, is it possible to have a full, productive day after one? (personally speaking I have to ‘coach’ myself into doing something, ANYTHING, after one)

    OH! i just thought of another question – have you ever gone/do you ever go cruising in the car for a ‘scenic drive’ while smoking? i understand there’s major risks involved but i’ve known people who absolutely love to do this.

  3. when i feel like i’ve got enough “work” done, whenever that time may be. anytime. weekends earlier. always possible to be productive, totally. i don’t drive (yet) so i can handle it. i will not drive baked.

  4. If you like Kula Shaker, you must get hold of the DVD of the 1968 film Wonderwall, which includes a bonus short film called Reflections on Love, a vintage film with a new score by Kula Shaker. Wonderwall features a score by George Harrison, and the soundtrack album was the first solo Beatles release ever.

  5. Love the red nose pic… you look like the 8th dwarf… I’ll name you Cutie. Total Cutie… you kind of amble along just behind Dopey catching everything he exhales or something like that.

    Dopey is stingier thana mafucker won’t pass a bowl for shit

    we know u gotcher own

    @ Nohealani- the whole productivity and weed issue is moot if you’re smoking the right shit. Yes. There is a difference. Find what jives with you and

    @ Steph- The Kings Of Leon lead singer sounds like the one from Lucero a good bit… different styles of music, but worth checking into. Lucero is bassad or rather badass

  6. A person of unnamed description once blew back cannabis smoke in my hamster’s face.

    The hamster just sat there on the tabletop perking his ears up and looking surprised..!

  7. jethro tull’s got wayy more rock in their balls and they totally hate jesus. for a starting point lemme recommend cross-eyed mary, then the whole aqualung album.

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