a skid send-off
i started out the evening as yoko ono.
i like this one cos steph and mads look like hot snobs and steph especially looks like kelly from 90210. five stars.
nice.
i want barbarella bottoms like that.
i had to change out of my turtleneck cos our area was right beside the radiator set to lava temperature. i was going to sneaky gym class change behind a jacket but mads ruined that by addressing the entire room so i had to go up to the can where a myspace gaggle of girls were huddled around their puketastic bud. buzzkill.
how many times did i reference eddie murphy’s coming to america rat tail? (impossible to find a photo of it online and this isn’t the first time on my blog i’ve made mention of that infamous braid am i going to be forced to rent the stupid movie and take a picture of the tv on pause? man the things i do for this piece of shit site). update: thanks to team rat tail a picture has been located:
and the movie trailer!
i am sweating just looking at those long sleeves remembering how hot it was in there ugh.
make me look pretty wait i know you aren’t working with me here.
mads’ presence alone makes green room appear classier than it will ever fucking be.
sarah said the twihards hated on me so much cos of my black hair and eye makeup ie. vampire appeal. speaking of, this is the kind of reasoning we are dealing with, if only i knew…
this is a postreject card.
siblings.
matt pre-beard removal.
g’aww.
i was missing out on the coming to america braid (sweating my anus off) so i stepped up.
kids.
bromancin’.
uh oh! they know that we know that they know that we know what’s up. don’t get lost now.
what do you mean i can’t take off my sweater I’M HOT! (do you know where that line is from?) nevermind, watch this.
don’t leave me.
fil does a brad.
hey guys don’t forget i’m also on twitter so if you have one of those jobbies follow me on there, thanks.
Drunken Mr. Rogers on the Simpsons? (audio only)
That line is from “Mister Rogers Drunk”.
bingo! you win nothing!
Yes!
(Means there’s less for me to carry)
ok your reward will be a video of me doing an impression of mr. rogers drunk someday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INeY_OYWCRc
but aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills… you are from two different worlds! oh, i’ve wasted my life.
One Eddie Murphy “Coming to America” pony-tail, as per your request:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYl6y8qGqw
There’s a nice shot of the coming to america hair on this site:
http://avaxhome.ws/video/coming2america.html
what the hell is steph doing tho?
thanks!
“started out the evening as yoko ono” is the best way to start a blog post ever. you win.
HAHAHAHAHAA the braid pics, awesome
fuck i loved that movie “the royal penis is clean your highness” killed me and my brother
thanks for this, it was a great night xox
What kind of eyeshadow do you use? It almost looks orange in some photos. Very pretty.
I’m not sure where to post this, but you’re name dropped on the Torontoist–
http://torontoist.com/2009/04/the_web_hath_no_fury_like_a_blogger.php
yeah aw that was a fun night every drink was awesome, YOU guys made it classier too
yknow last night as a snapshot we just spent it at a sports bar under the hotel where the ref let 15 year old boys in and carded stephretary and annoyed me so needless to say we miss you guys too
but hey we’re only a really scenic and whimsical drive away . . .
thanks nicole
hey did r/r and company see the skull fucking toronto dropped on the twins these last few days. good job on the wild make the post season too.
WOOOOOO! way to go nipples!
i agree about the eyeshadow. is that nars multiple orgasm? so glowy.
i use this https://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/h/050051223583.jpg
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd248/Glossypinkblog/bonnie.gif?t=1239978420
on my cheeks too
Bingo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8CIPY8QRxs
bahahhaa
thanks!