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so if you told me, come hold me

check out what this oh so enlightened pioneer had to say about my blog. did i go to art school? way to do all of two seconds worth of research before opening your stupid fucking mouth you ignorant child.

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Oh god, I met a billion clones of this girl and her friends in school. (Yes, it was a big school. Art school is a ponzi scheme for separating bored rich kids from their trust funds and credulous poor kids from their student loans. I can’t wait to get in on the scam!)

Also they are all over Toronto shopping at the same handful of stores and talking nonstop about cheap clothes and their psychiatric meds and doing deliberately childish looking art so they can’t fail.

I think there is an industrial farm someplace growing these kids in pods or possibly hatching them nonstop from eggs laid by some sort of grotesquely overgrown Queen Scenester in an underground lair. I wonder how much it would cost to hire Sigourney Weaver to shave her head and grab a flamethrower and thin the herd out a bit?

nice hair, douche.

holy write-off day much i didn’t accomplish one solid thing i set out to do today other than take a s*** and draw a crappy picture of a lamb ok there i just had some yogurt. i’ve also been emailing an old friend photos of school peers from facebook and we’ve been in our humble opinioning each one appropriately so that’s taken a little out of me. tough work man looking at all those tired faces fucking exhausted me.

we are going to a stag and doe tomorrow at a legion hall in the burbs, i am trying to figure out what outfit would be the most annoying and just how uncomfortable i can make everybody around me if i am dressed like a sofa, or a pour some crazy on me wedding dress-looking thing obviously i have dresses on the noggin’ sorry. (not)

don’t you agree the bride-to-be would super appreciate this outfit at her party?

AHHAHAHA

fil went for a long lunch with an old friend of his i bet he’s buzzed right now.

ok what else right so like, seriously, what should i wear tomorrow? prairie dress or barbie dress?

DOUCHE AWARD GOES TO THAT GUY! he was boppin’ away to some super ungood beats it made my heart sad.

as did the following…

there are SO many snowed-in bikes in the city um, why, how smart are you guys did you lock it up and then go to a never-ending sleep over or something?

these made our hearts VERY glad.

shut up brad just go into your little mural la la land and fuck off this was funny supreme at the time, anything rules in comparison to a crappy party, brad said lets chalk it up to a “new experience” and left it at that.

13 thoughts on “so if you told me, come hold me”

  2. I’m always going to go with PRAIRIE DRESS.

    Because I’m a bohemian soul (aka total hippie douchebag).

    P.s. I got Slumdog – you want in?

  4. Who is he to judge, with that horrible yellow hair? idiot. I tried to make it through that white girls video, couldn’t. sigh.

  5. i like how yellow hair says he went to art school and then follows it up by pointing out how stupid you’d have to be to go to art school.

  7. yeah, but he said he “met a billion clones of this girl in school” and then went into his rant about art school, so i assumed art school was the school where he met a billion clones of you. don’t know what he meant by getting in on the scam though, unless he’s talking about profiting off it by teaching art? i mean, clearly he has a lot of original insight to share with the bored rich kids (and credulous poor ones).

  9. perfect example of the internet giving assholes the freedom to blow shit all over the place without having to be accountable for it.

  10. If you can’t do anything else, criticize. isn’t that the old saw?
    He doesn’t even have enough talent, vision or whatever to recognize greatness when he sees it.
    Wonder what kind of crappy ass art he did in school?

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