THUPERBOWL

i really wanted to wear one of my big stupid dresses for superbowl sunday i even partially curled my hair for it too but steph was goin’ for more of a babysitter vibe, so fine tickle trunk outfit it is.

this was during the fil fashion show i am still sour about anyway lets carry on.

steph does not live d/t and normally we drive to her place which blows for fil cos everyone gets laced and he just rides a minimal buzz so we took the subway then got on the wrong bus and had to double-back walk for ten minutes. THAT was fun. but in immediate hindsight a most welcome tramp as we were in for some serious chili dip and t-baycon burgs, beers and lots of chips.

DOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooood.

i am probably making fun of her outfit here.

i think i ate the most out of everyone AND i skimmed the top for the good stuff.

5 stars next time use light cream cheese please.

hey what’s your sign?

oh is that your wang?

i win this round chili dip don’t play with me.

i brought my little slippers and was on edge apparently cos i ripped off the little diamond ruby button thing that keeps the mary jane look together so babysitter steph sewed it back on for me. thanks!

look how hot my baby toe is, that’s from years of dance.

success.

i am still recovering from all this.

zzzzzz. i channel changed a lot and tried to watch funniest videos and fil got mad he said it takes away from his sense of it being an “event” i know haha that’s probably when i sneaked off to the kitchen and helped myself to a little swig of absinthe, smart move right after demolishing a burger right? WRONG.

yep still whimsical.

someone had their funny hat on.

r/r didn’t even know he was drinking my apricot beer took him like halfway to notice it wasn’t an OV haha ps. thanks for the OVs haven’t had them guys since oakvegas when it was on tap at the pub.

jesus. bacon and BEER ham. i ate the beer ham first then fork and knifed the rest on a half bun and was finished before their asses could hit the couch.

probably steph’s?

the burger won that round see how attractive i look.

family picture time is now outright DEMANDED which is fine of course but next time i am not doing the self-timer, not fair.

WINNERS.

ryan what the hell are you talking about STOP TALKING.

alright alright alright last one.

lets kick this party up a few, dewds.

yeah these are definitely after that personal green fairy treat.

where should i actually wear this thing out next, valentine’s day? nothing says romance like killing your retinas and making you think you hear wolves howling off in the distance of a fancy restaurant.

unnnnnnnng feel so fat.

meanwhile in fun town fil pulls a no-no (purposely)(hopefully).

yeah hi sorry there cool story.

maybe i’ll wear it with short shorts and nothing underneath.

GUYS WHO WANTS TO GO SHROOMING??? if you love me you will never ever say shrooming, thank you.

from my post secret rip post

haha that sounds terrifying and funny but please don’t say shroomed again, you remind me of this skid i used to work with at the hardware store who invited me to shroom with her and her friends DURING WINTER AT NITE IN A PARK and she was younger than me and thought she was all street. sorry i’d much prefer getting cozily drunk inside a warm bar with my fake id instead. she’s the type of genius who thinks 9/11 was an inside job cos her stoner friends say it. in summation, I GOT HIGH ON MUSHROOMS AT DISNEYLAND AND GOOFY PROBABLY KNEW.

ok back to more important things…

i just want peace in the middle east, you know? that’s all, it’s not much to ask.

what we have here is me placing an imaginary phone call to someone who enjoys marijuana to let them know that i have it.

woah things are getting pretty intense.

then everyone (save for one) is sold on my green fairy fun zone and decides to join.

diva moment. a little sentimental over the bottle ending, it’s ok just chuck some flowers in it.

i kept thinking he was wearing a late show with david letterman hoodie, that would have been way cooler.

paul newman played with those. (no we haven’t watched it yet)

big flippin’ deal.

wuh-oh fred penner turned up to ruin the card game.

you actually see steph has had enough (brews)(not of ME no way).

hey seriously now? come on guys get it together.

this concludes super bowl sunday four days later thanks for watching friends.