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barking my life story to a puddle

tony and i had a chat last nite, read it heathens!

busblog: when will the larger than life portrait of fil adorn your back with huge gothic script under it saying “my mans”?

raymi: never
back tattoos are for strippers and fat hippies
and chodes from the burbs
and you

he left out some good burns on america (defending canada) i made, oh well.

and woah dooce wrote another book.

maybe when i get pregnant i’ll write a book too cos i wont be able to drink anymore and my memory will come flooding back.

24 thoughts on “barking my life story to a puddle

  1. holy could this girl try to be more like you?

    *EDIT*: Jaime YES, long story, not giving her any attention so i removed the link

  2. Don’t get pregnant. It’s not as much fun as movies make it seem. I have five weeks to go and I can’t wait to be able to bend over and tie my own damn shoes.

  3. jaime – this urchin has ruined every corner of the internet for me and everyone (not to mention every fucking outfit i put together), i have had to moderate and shut down commenting because of her on other blogs, youtube, i have begged her to leave me alone, she will not let up and she’s so fucking smug about MY life being “crazy” meanwhile she is a negligent parent of two kids (she’s 35 and thinks she’s a kid!) and chooses to spend her time on her blog solely baiting me to react to her constant shit by dressing like me mocking (poorly) things that i’ve said/posted on my blog THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER – i am at my wit’s end what can i do. i am sickened by her, disgusted, i honestly have not hated someone so much before ever in my life, not even my worst abuser. she is sick in the head and thinks that SHE is the victim, this continued abuse and harassment has gone on for far too long i can’t take it anymore. she lifts people from my comments and lurks their blogs and tries to build her own little clique with them. she will never ever let up because she has no friends in real life and this online trolling IS her only social life, this negative attention is the only attention she knows how to get and she has fucked up competition issues including and especially with women.

    any opportunity to leave her two cents about me anywhere on the web that i link to from my blog she takes it, same shit for years and years i wish she never fucking found me. she has been leeching off my fame with her scary antics for soooo sooooooo long and needs to be STOPPED.

    so there you go carrie, that’s what you’ve been after for weeks and weeks and weeks of me ignoring you, you finally got your little spotlight, HAPPY?!

    LEAVE ME THE FUCKING HELL ALONE FOCUS ON YOUR SO TOTALLY AWESOMER LIFE AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MINE I AM SICK OF INTERNALIZING YOUR SHIT AND KEEPING IT TO MYSELF THE NEXT STEP IS POLICE INVOLVEMENT – GET MEDS STOP DELUDING YOURSELF INTO THINKING YOU’RE THE VICTIM GET OVER YOURSELF!

    get it into your head once and for all i want absolutely NOTHING to do with you.

  4. Wow. That’s some fucked up shit.
    You get some seriously weird people that visit your site. (Oh eff, I hope I am not one of them!)
    Just wanted to let you know I love your blog and that you help keep me going on days where my crazy/anxiety and panic feel crippling.

  5. Hey, I am voting for you and realised that I have been reading your blog for over a year as I voted last year too. You are very funny and I don’t know how your head doesn’t explode over little miss psycho stalker. Ignoring sounds good to me. I have witnessed her baiting and copying over the past year or more and she is severly ill. Maybe you could make a complaint about her stalking & behaviour to child services so they know she is still too loopy to have any access to her poor kids? Your honesty and wit keep me reading your blog. Have fun being you. kb x

  6. Oh timing! I’m planning on getting a back tattoo this very day. In fact, I was just now making my boyfriend inspect my back to see if it was non moley enough.

  7. Well, my last name starts with a g and I have this old brooch of my grandma’s that’s a pretty, script g. I wanna get that in black. Nothing too huge. I figure, she’s dead and she’s always going to be my grandma, so there’s not much chance of regret in the next 20 or so years. Thoughts?

  8. i was referencing mainly lower back tramp stamps and common hippie shoulder stamps that look gross as they fade. if it’s unique and meaningful then go for it, it’s your body, some things look good on some while some things look bad on others. plus i was JUST making a totally broad JOKE about it.

  9. I never knew about this crazy 35 year old Raymi wannabe before. Now I’m interested! Did she get a Blythe tattoo? That would be creepy. I’ve been thinking about getting a back tattoo forever, but not lower back. I’m too obsessive/picky though, so it probably won’t happen.

  10. I went to the Dooce…is that is or whatever…site and I don’t even know how you are even close. She’s all, “look how exceptionally superior my life is to yours…sigh, sigh, sigh” and you are all, “this is my life…deal.” No competition. Hope you win.

  11. I checked out the rayme wannabe site, too (and i guess i shouldn’t ’cause it just encourages her?). and i burst out laughing ’cause it’s just SO unbelievably pathetic, but then … I dunno, it became more obvious that she is disturbed. and so maybe it’s not so funny. and I swear, I had this odd feeling that her frequent commenters (the same 3 people comment in super-support of everything she does) were actually HER – you know, alternate personalities which she has also stolen off someone else.

  12. Uhg! The “tramp stamp” kills me. (this coming from the girl with bright red stars all the way down her spine to below the dreaded tramp stamp.) almost didn’t get them just for that reason.
    PS- Raymi- you have the WEIRDEST stalkers- your next book should be “A collection of Looooosers”

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