stories from the balcony

this chick is a fuckin’ relic man, i’ve had her since i was 4? she was barbie’s ginger beach party fun-lovin’ friend, forget the name unfortunately. she was into american apparel before you were check the gold lam-ay hot pants.

uhhhm, this one didn’t make it.

or that one. sniff. ha kidding i stopped watering those twinks long ago we just keep ‘em around for sentimental purposes and for the birds and squirrel which i have finally STOPPED feeding thanks to matt’s rat paranoia lecture. thank you matt for starving my only (squirrel) friend to death. steph it’s up to you to save me from horticultural failure, keep ferny strong please!

this is molding nicely into the balcony wood. i stopped myself short of taking a photo of the tiger rug that i pitched out there a long time ago not one of you skids claimed, it makes me sad to look at it which is better than when it used to scare me cos it was hung over a chair with its face staring into the apartment at me through the window and when i would watch tv at nite sometimes the eyes would reflect light and my heart would skip a beat. i think the squirrel has since been storing garbage beneath it.

alright so now you know and your life is all the better for it.

it feels like friday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DINKY

i got him a solar powered mason hippie jar (it was not cheap) as well as a gift certificate for noah’s (hippie new age store i never tire of rippin’ on)(more on that to come) as well as quantum of solace for wii which he has already beaten in easy mode and yesterday i made him try on a sweater vest with his eyes closed then forced him to open his eyes to look at it in the mirror cos i’m a spazz so there is just ONE gift left to open but that has to wait for christmas so i pretty much blew it and i have to buy more shit because i force presents too early and fil is a birthday stickler. the vest was supposed to be an xmas gift but he needed to try it on in case they ran out of the right size yes you care. i have to deal with this every year so i’m sharing the burden i mean, privilege.

k just a quick post for now til i go through a mountain of emails, i love you fil even though you keep getting older and older and you boss me around DON’T EVER LEAVE ME! have a nice day, see you tonite xoxo.

everything is fine

we went to gibson yesterday to look at the brand new dark fire guitar, i missed the performances and speeches though but oh look fil‘s photo is published in this article about it, hover over the pic. go dinky. (ps. it’s his bday tomorrow!)

is it too much to ask you to pretend to look like you are dancing with me for a photo?

excuse me while i go gay for a second here (from now on i will say rogue instead of gay, consider that the last G word on this website)(hopefully) anyway, i was prepared to be crabby last nite but my friends totally turned that around aw. thanks guys, your company made me (happy) look super young in this picture.

i was trying to get cleavage over there, give peace a chance will suffice i suppose, i tried aj.

i like this one because i look important.

oh man i just remembered those drinks: fireball, absolut, cran and tabasco i made sure i only had one even though they were laid out free all nite long.

thank you claire for saying this drink looks like a hangover she single-handedly saved my brains with that one-liner.

LOVE this dude and everything he embodies, he is like what toronto’s kid rock WISHES he could and should be doing.

LOVE party dogs.

a busy man on top of having a cold.

brad’s home away from home.

his new guitar.

no big deal or anything. brad’s sister renita did my tattoo and now everyone wants one.

aw sad fiver.

saturday FOREVS?

ps. xenia‘s blog is my new favourite.

so tired

hated my outfit then realised it was my hair that ruined it, long hair and a huge shirt just doesn’t work, i hated it so strong i was this close to bailing (my middle name) on tonite. tomorrow is going to be a stressful day and i thought i should just sit here alone on the couch and soberly obsess about it? yeah smart move tardbreath. i’m so tired i just made myself a single shot of espresso (watered down to two) and i never have caffeine at nite. i either just bought fil the most fantastic christmas gift ever or the worst, his birthday isn’t even here yet i am so stressed next year i am giving him his birthday present in like august so i don’t have to drop a ton of money all at once. i picked up his last birthday gift this afternoon on my way to sushi with my cousin, you know there is yet another fuckin’ sushi place on bloor now? it’s the old las iguanas, weird. you get 15% off your bill for its grand opening. i had the sashimi and it was TERRIBLE.

i enjoyed the fake little bonsai tree that i accidentally broke a part off of though.

ugh. the tempura was fine, but how can you fuck that up? can’t.

the remark that chick made last nite on the survivor finale to sugar (re: anti-depressants, dead dad, crying etc) was positively disgusting and i am glad probst called her out on it, not glad she just smiled and waved. if i ever see this chick in real life i will stomp on her with high heels.

how to wear a BIG scarf

this big guy belonged to steph and she passed it on to me cos it looked like she was wearing a neckbrace when she wore it. i felt like the universe was staring into my soul yesterday and kept laughing at myself and of course looked crazier, it made my head look really tiny at least, bonus? matt met up with us to get his ipod he forgot at our place last week and i said we have to get out of here my scarf is too big for this book store.

i NEED a necklace tree.

family presents.

clutter gone!

he’s still around though.

good morning heartache. it is so totally hair wash day. i want to cut it fil says no.

so i guess this is the bun scarf, necessary for when i do bun head to protect my ears cos a hat just looks super stupid over a bun.

fuck you.

coffee time!

ps. know your bartender. HAHAHA.

hey man watch the leather

lets begin with some nerd vanity poses.

almost done.

birthday roast.

some like it red.

let me take care of this.

intense.

wishing for?

birthday week has officially begun and oh what a week it is.

before all that i spent my hangover takin’ care of some biz.

an aft of “work”

and much needed sustenance.

you’re welcome nerds i have finally taken the twitter plunge but don’t get too excited i’m not “twittering” (STUPID WORD) as raymi personally, just as nxne so chill and apologies for getting your hopes up.

have a nice sunday.