hey turds, so, tentative dates for next art show gathering are this saturday the 15, or the 18 or 19. will let you know soon.

have a rad sunday you guises.

who wants to be in my waterworld fan club? here is a nice post about it as well as the postman. oh kevin.

this song came on during my sesh and got me so pumped! next karaoke track for sure.

bad bad picture angle (teeny change room) this is my new holiday dress whee.

WHY ISN’T THIS FOOKIN VIDEO WORKING yay it works!

bitches body temps be crazy.

we drove to pick up steph and fil was wearing his onesie he is obsessed i had to be look-out down in the garage and in the stairwell for him then he ran like hell to the car. our sex life has taken a bit of a nosedive since these things arrived. ha kidding it’s always been crap. KIDDING AGAIN. we got these in smaller sizes this time, mine a small and it fits fine save for my toes trying to burst through the footies. fil got a large and it’s perfect.

steph‘s christmas plaid print is different than ours i am jeals a little bit. we are going to get cid a matching plaid collar so he can remove a chunk of flesh from my face when we try to put it on him.

oh Rogers on demand your spelling is the best.

then we put on normal clothes and fil got sulky.

thanks to natalie’s assistant writing raymitheminx like that i think i gave the delivery guy wood. he had feathered hair and looked like a regular joe six pack from hamilton. he’s all oh raymitheminx are you raymitheminx? yeah that’s me, it’s a nickname, you know, it’s my business as i’m trying to sign my name as fast as possible. hope that guy doesn’t understand google!

steph explained that these are a big score, great for xmas gift ideas AND there is a fancy breakfast for those with these press tickets the morning of nov. 27 (i think you have to rsvp which i can do for you) and then you get to hit the floor for an hour before it’s opened up to martha and ethel from mississauga and their comfortable walking shoes. so friends/family let me know you get first dibs. apparently they’re a pricey ticket too. thanks natalie!

free mouse.

thay tha thay thay thanks tempy!

fil pretends he doesn’t know how to clean up after himself in the bathroom.

i also wanted to quickly say something about how i mentioned in my election post that the dude who changed all the channels was half black and some genius from mississauga was all what does it matter if he was half black? (reminiscent of me having the audacity of mentioning some dude on the street was native one time wtf so? it’s a DETAIL)

uh while you’re at it go ask the ten babillion people going off about the first ever black president in history what it matters that he’s black.

because it’s an important triumph for his people that he should give a shit about, i don’t care if he was chinese or a honky, i mentioned his race because i feel it is relevant in this matter. it is just a coincidental aside and not the focal point of anything really. he was trying to watch some unimportant garbage television totally oblivious to his surroundings. now stop yourself before writing a long boring white people guilt response because i don’t care.
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don’t worry i changed into something ten times gayer.

well maybe not so.

oh and the bangs have officially been swooped over to the left now, never more will the right side of my face be obscured by the ramone’s shroud what is the animal growing out of my head.

went to see matt mays & el torpedo at the phoenix last nite, caught up with brad and his sister renita (she and i are working on a special little project together right now cannot reveal it yet) it was a good time at one point after fil was done shooting i said ok we can’t talk about this anymore fil is back and renita said something funny that i forget along the lines of being good and i said yeah when he comes back i’m all (does double blow job motion with each hand) sucking everyone’s dicks! and this one old square (silverhead, mostly bald, w/ glasses with equally old lame wife) casually peeks over his shoulder back at us/me to have a gander at what this blow job giver-outer looks like just in case. haha so busted we killed ourselves over that one.

brad was baaaaaaaaaaaked my favourite brad!

used two smokey pepperettes in this scramble last nite oh man v tasty.

what do you guys think about pizza flavoured tacos? don’t discourage me. i’m going to make this happen. i think pizza sauce in lieu of taco sauce/salsa. i will keep you posted. ha right then next i’ll make chocolate flavoured caramel.

i just did wii fit for the first time in 63 days! ha more like WII FAT. did you like that? i just made it up. anyway, lo and behold i am not heavier than the last time i weighed myself on that scale of depression 63 days ago, i am slightly lighter. never declare to the internet that you lost weight because two days later you will feel like a cow. this period is taking forever to arrive i’ve been straight bloated for weeks it feels. sorry all i ever talk about is being wasted and my period.

i only came back on this shit machine just to share my wii joke with you.

oh and a lady almost U-turned into me on my bike last nite, i was pretty close to just veering around/alongside her sans bike dinging cos i assumed she would just blast ahead of me, thankfully i decided to be a bell nazi otherwise i’d’ve been a sailin’ palin. she slammed on the breaks and it jerked her up inside pretty hard she didn’t even check her mirror for shit and she burned it out of there like a bat out of hell something fierce afterward. crazy lady, she knew that i knew that the intense whiplash she experienced would have been how fast she’d have slammed into me and thus she beat it the hell out of there. near death experiences are kinda funny only in the sense that you’re like hmm what am i going to make for dinner tonite when do i put the vegetables in after how long the chicken’s been seared BLAMMO DEAD then you’re like cool if i would have bit it i wouldn’t have to study for that math test wahooo! it’s a reminder to take it easy and not rush your brains out all the time, put things into perspective all that oprah stuff.

garry shandling OUT!

ps. aren’t you happy as hell elina is finally off of antm?