Michael: Hey there Like your idea about blogging this and yes please change my name. Use my middle name if you could please
me: can you change your chat handle to that for future so i dont have to retype actually no biggie
Michael: or just use Michael, no matter really
me: oh yeah michael is fine ill just leave out your last name
Michael: i cant believe my new fav pic of you is not topless lol. second pic in crabby goes for a walk post
me: oh thanks it’s nice to know that pervs don’t lose their perv when they are going to kick it
Michael: once a perv always…. Hey I ran strip clubs most my life
me: really? how sleazily hilarious
Michael: oh yeah, I was manager of Deja Vu in Colorado springs for years it was pretty sleazy, but fun
me: what were the girls like in rural bars aren’t they a little more uh, seasoned?
Michael: anywhere from drop dead beautiful, to uggh Colorado springs is a decent sized city so we got them all
me: ah k
Michael: I am going to CO tomorrow for an annual halloween party hosted by a stripper
me: yeah you told me must be the memory loss im re-reading our first chat now
Michael: yup, i do have memory loss so bear with me
me: its ok i do too but its the booze’s fault
Michael: lol ill say it once, cause im not a nazi, but u should quit smoking. ok enough on that, i hate smoking nazis
me: dude i DID quit smoking last winter cigarettes disgust me im one of those arrogant annoying non smokers now
Michael: cool i think i remember now
me: nice im trying to think of a title for this blog post of our chat
Michael: well good job, i still smoke. whats it gonna do now?
me: in it i mention yer middle name is ***** on top of talking to you as michael should i omit that
Michael: do whatever is easy
me: ok i wont mention yer middle name
Michael: groovy
me: so did you tell your family yet
Michael: well they know i am sick, but they dont know the extent yet i want to do some things first and dont want family all freaked out
me: good can i use your picture on my blog did you see reality bites? the scene when the gay guy and his friend act out a vignette of what its going to be like to tell his parents hes gay you should watch it
Michael: i saw it years ago, ill have to watch it again. Sure use any pic u want
me: ok im trying to get u more lady friends steve zahn is hilarious which family members do u have to tell, siblings too?
Michael: 2 brothers and my mom
me: who is going to take it the hardest there was an older pic of you in black and white why cant i find it wearing glasses?
Michael: Mom, she just lost her sister and a dear friend and I am her fav son lol oh it should be in my facebook profile pics
me: email me it cant find it
Michael: sent
me: got it thanks
Michael: i am really interested where this is all gonna go
me: me too im sure its going to be a sensitive spot for many
Michael: yeah but i have humor about it all so dont worry about anything
me: yeah you’re alright you know? i added this to the bottom of the post, and u already got a comment you should interact with people in the comments http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-kidding.html brb laundry
Michael: k gotta get out of bed and shower, but we will chat more later. I liked the post by the way. ttyl
me: thanks byebye 9 people lurking in my comments probably writing novels
Michael: cool, we are gonna be a hit lol
me: totally i bet someone will call me an asshole
Michael: tell them i said fuck you if they do
me: you can do that for me cos they cant fight you back muahaha
Michael: lol. i will. see ya soon
if you missed it here is the previous chat to this one with michael.
Xenia: dude I feel that I need to tell you as a pal that you should really take it easy on making this pout face in pictures
me: wow youre a fucking bitch eh thats how my mouth goes im not making it
Xenia: wtf i knew you were gonna take it like that
me: when im nervous i cant help IT
Xenia: but i have seeen you in real life and it doesnt oh
me: jesus
Xenia: fuck well sorry didnt mean to be a bitch i just figured its a photo face you do
me: its a trait inherited from my nana i hate it its that or no smile at all
Xenia: jesus sorry i didnt know i guess thats why it seemed so weird that youd do it all the time
me: well at least you care enough to go over my pictures with a fine tooth comb
Xenia: ???
me: im joking
Xenia: whatever it seemed deliberate and i thought you were not aware i was trying to help guess you can lose your shit about it
me: and why exactly should i take it easy on pursing my lips like that im not losing my shit, you’re just extremely rude sometimes
Xenia: cause its looks like youre making a pouty face in every picture like 13 year old girls on myspace
me: and now you are being defensive about it
Xenia: well yeah cause i didnt mean any harm
me: yes your intentions are pure
Xenia: yeah they fucking are
me: when cameras are in your face all the fucking time you dont know how to pose your face any more and being wasted adds to it
Xenia: yeah i understand – i thought you were doing the opposite anyways sorry ive said anything
me: its a nervous smirk thats like pointing out my lazy eye
Xenia: well it doesn’t look like a lazy eye or a nervous smirk it looks like a deliberate pouty camera face but you said it wasn’t and so I guess its not then ok
me: ps i dont have a lazy eye dude why are you so into fighting
Xenia: I’m not sorry PMS!!
me: you see no fault in what you say its rude
Xenia: uh I get all upset if people think im being a bitch what’s rude?
me: i do not deliberately set out to do zoolander faces all the time, i have many various and shitty facial expressions in pictures, thank you for pointing one out
Xenia: well i didnt know sorry
me: its ok im so blogging this tho
Xenia: sure whatever what im saying is that i think youre someone who takes their pictures seriously so then i feel like i can remark on your posing cause its not like a family snapshot from 1988 and i’m like OH this belt sucks!
me: i will try to be more aware of it in the future just for you i will think XENIA every time i pose from now on and now i am going to go thru all of your facebook pictures and find that same smirk i bet you do it too
Xenia: youre psychotic raymi go ahead
me: i am kidding jesus you cant nag someone when you are immediately on the defense
Xenia: hah im looking at my pics to see if i do it now CAUSE OF YOUR RAYMI but my drunk face is half closed eye and exposed gums so consider yourself in luck
me: haha also i think its cos i am aging so thank you for reminding me
Xenia: how is it cause of aging how is that possible?
me: your face gets skinnier and the loose flesh is lined i dunno i just know it hasn’t always been the prevalent
Xenia: ugh loose flesh maybe it has to do with being more self conscious
me: no its from losing weight + getting older = deadly combo then posing with strangers drunk and being neurotic
Xenia: still better than fatface i think
me: yeah i am fatface all over the place when i grin
Xenia: hence nervous smirk!!
me: inherited pucker my mom does it too ps i liked how i looked in that picture
Xenia: i didnt say it was a bad face you just make it alot
me: not any more or less than other dumb faces i pull
Xenia: yes but recognizable for me because of things lik this and this etc etc
me: omg why are you looking at pictures of little girls/boys?
Xenia: no its ugh miley sirus’s myspace i think
me: those are way more extreme than my pucker
Xenia: i googled myspace pout on google images
me: haha well thank you for lumping me in with that lot ive been mugging for pics before myspace even existed and those kids were not even 7 years old
Xenia: what are you talking about how are we onto this didnt we cover this whole thing already?
me: yes we did, we are both reiterating it anyway now i have something new to be self conscious about thank you honestly thank you sorry for pms yours
Xenia: omg ok YOU WELCOME
me: ha and thank you for the blog material my trolls will jump all over this opportunity to rip on me more
Xenia: am i telling you to post it? what planet are you on now jesus
me: omg i am saying thank you for the blog material
Xenia: ok “thank you for the blog material my trolls will jump all over this opportunity to rip on me more” what?
me: and as an aside my loser readers will take the opportunity to use it
Xenia: ok well thats not how it came across
me: i garbled it all in together
Xenia: ok listen i gotta go bye!
me: byebye
as another aside, i’m pretty sure that i don’t take my pictures seriously, why would i pose with two hats on and beer dribbling down my face if that were the case? i pretty much take nothing seriously.
Xenia: hey ok i just had a cigarette sorry i realized that I don’t know what kind of an answer I was expecting to thta, that is kind of shitty, i guess that I was thinking of it from a photo point of view like ; ‘you take alot of pictures of this one tree’ or something like that, but i shouldnt have said that cause its personal as well and that’s easy to forget when you post so many photos, that theyre photos of you and your expressions are personal
me: ok thank you re-reading it got me steamed all over again to be honest like, you think you get me, people do, but they dont, i really take nothing seriously other than i dunno nothing im not like serious posing, im out at a party, people hugging and posing for pictures, its not a thought out thing at all
Xenia: i guess cause youre your own model its easy to critisize and feel that its valid and i feel like the person in the pictures is not the one i’m talking to per se but of the model, you know? so i would make a comment on the picture and not about your behaviour which is obviously not what you meant – but i forget that so, sorry, that was dumb!!
me: if i took it seriously im pretty sure i would have like a business model/plan and be posing like paris fucking hilton
Xenia: yeah sorry I guess I’m an asshole in an asshole mood – please don’t take it personally i was just being knobheaded
me: i haven’t taken it personally i get it
Xenia: i thought i was ‘helping’ or something
me: you’re v black and white about things and sometimes you are blunt without thinking
Xenia: like if i told you you had food stuck between your teeth yeah i know sorry bah
me: like i wouldn’t tell you to take it easy on wearing your hair in buns all the time, cos thats a personal thing and is rude its none of my business like how my pictures are none of yer business
Xenia: i know i know sorry
me: but i appreciate the input, u cant insult someone then tell them omg you are losing your shit
Xenia: like i said, i thought i was giving some kind of a constructive critique then i realized i had no right to
me: like of course i am you insulted me tho i let you off pretty easy i think
Xenia: yeah i have no sense of tact
me: its ok one day you will say the wrong thing to someone and you will get a nice lesson heh
Xenia: i have before i just dont think before saying sometimes its ok but sometimes its really shitty and i feel bad
me: like the time u made fun of that guy’s acne in front of sneaky dees then i blogged about it and it pissed you off cos the next day you sobered up and realised how insanely rude and mean that was i will add this portion of the convo to my post
went to strangelove for fritzhelder & the phanoms‘ lagerfeld lady video release party last nite with ainsley, first i will tief fil‘s pix and then i will make coffee and then i will go through my own pictures and somehow black out every stupid desperate thing that came out of my mouth last nite. this girl is charming you know that?
oh god get a load of my awkward arm what a wimp. that’s boytech voguing with us.
oh man sarah in the event that you actually look at this thing i am loads less lame for real but in my defense you initiated conversation with me first so there’s that.
look sass it’s your friend and after this was taken he fell backward into the red rope and tried to take us all with him. fun guy!
oh i’d just like to leave you with a nice song before i go for now.
shut up i KNOW it’s rIesling not rEEsling i was trying to be funny, though, it’s one of those words i constantly say wrong, you know when you hear a word for the first time and someone says it wrong forever after that is how you say it? like how i say auntie’s and auntie’s thanks to samir fudging it up once. anties and AUnties, i at least pronounce each auntie’s differently.
EDIT: omfg it IS rEEsling. guh! see!? can never get it right!
breakfast beer.
i got up early and thought it was going to be all over but i powered through and successfully got my shit together. shit as in whiskey and coffee.
then a million fried eggs.
dave just informed me he somehow lost a pound this weekend. i no longer feel bad for him.
then i put on some real clothes.
to get your own onesie outfit what looks like you dumped in your pants, visit SNUGASABUG. they have so many different prints to choose from and ones with trap doors too, and matching pet collars and other retarded things.
sniff. how do you multiply a thousand sighs by a million? i feel so fat, i gained three pounds and i don’t want to talk about it! maybe it was the fifty meals and snacks and pop you think? we were constantly eating. ok whatever here we go, these are more people-oriented shots this time cos it was cold and we were too busy playing games and drinking AND EATING to bother looking at leaves. it was supposed to rain the entire weekend and it mostly did though we were granted some dry parts throughout, again not that it mattered cos i barely went outside. ON WITH IT! oh here‘s the set, so far, installments people, installments.
mini stop for booze and snacks and oh look a supermarket bratz doll rip-off, how nice. we saw some desperate to be hipster kids milling about this community center, burn. one was dressed like ducky, complete with leopard print tie over t-shirt and kooky hat, he eyed us like crazy. aw.
who did we bring with us this time?
brosz7kowski! the stress was just melting off his shoulders standing on the dock. i have a suspicion the beer helped a little bit too.
hai thare oh hai thare.
dave was quite the foodie host this weekend oh man my scale thanks you pal.
he slaved all nite on these puff pastries. what a dick.
LOTR monopoly what a treat. a nice verbally abusive and psychotically, competitive treat.
i find if i hold my face just so and snap it from this angle i can look like my 22 year old former skinny younger self.
the sun came out for magic hour.
playing asshole.
oh look there’s one now. ps. that hat i bought from le chateau 2 winters ago i spied it at h&m last week, great.
the asshole wears a stupid hat.
i don’t need to be an asshole to wear this hat.
i have discovered land.
so there’s more to life than being really really really extremely ridiculously good looking? and what is that?
new asshole head gear.
jambi the genie!
Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho!
raymi diet no-no: hanging with stoners.
i taught dave how to season the steaks and to dress the asparagus. don’t forget dave!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh god.
evil delicious supermarket garlic bread. they really do get it right.
it only dawned on me that i would be stuck with three fancy camera geeks once we got there, guess how fun sitting in on those conversations is?
this fun.
my favourite lure of the deck.
dave brought out the fancy wine glasses circa 1980 then we all put on some shoulder pads, teased our hair and bedazzled our names onto t-shirts.
asshole.
total asshole.
dave how much for this stupid cup?
double asshole with cheese oh fuck i JUST remembered we had wendy’s on our way up FUCK.
ok round two comin’ soon.
aw dave is so bummed he took the day off work to reminisce over all my jokes.
so this awesome chick emailed me a few weeks ago about adult footed pj’s cos i seem mental enough to want some, obviously i accepted, and they just arrived!
hahaha, steph has a christmas fetish.
sass got adult small, i got medium, height guys height. i bet i could deal with a small. oh well. fil’s XL is HUGE.
