well, it’s better than nothing.

I saw your blog comment about LL’s dad. . . Ahhhh. . . . fathers.

-lj

sigh

i think i fixed the flash issue, thank you rachel in AK!

so now i am watching the rest of the ME videos here and here.

i am also watching my steak video and am about to put’er on youtube. i am wearing a bra in it and black leggings you might like it. and yes it begins with me going HI GUYS. ugh i need some game lessons. i also treat myself to a little brewskie midway through.

just had not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4 pieces of bacon.

aside from being unable to view videos on the internet today has been a total success.

and antm is on tonite.

i will also film a video and teach you how to cook a delicious steak w/o a bbq.

the video i made last nite took 2 hours to upload and then it didn’t even upload.

i am not letting it get to me though.

did you know that when you eat bacon your lips stay nice and moistened for like hours afterward, it’s like lipchap bacon grease style, and you get to re-experience the delicious every time you press your lips together.

that is going to be one of my sound bytes when i am morbidly obese and on one of those tlc features on morbidly obese people, i’ll be the zany one who makes lots of jokes in the attempt to distract myself from the pain of being the size of mt. fuji.

today’s hits are really low cos all you kids went back to kindergarten. not to be a bad role model or anything but, i’m pretty disappointed in you guys.

pierre is probably the funniest non-human i know.

please stop yelling at your wife.

it’s bad enough her only outside world contact is shuffling back and forth on your balcony for hours and mumbling to herself.

what’s she gonna do come winter?

and i am pretty sure that whatever she did to upset you was totally unintentional as she is as frail as a fucking blade of grass floating in the wind and has the mental capacity of a gnat at this stage in her life.

if you don’t stop i will be forced to rush your apartment wearing only my towel and flash you while screaming like linda blair like this:

AGHAHA LALALALBRAHAHAH MAAHAHA LALALALAHHH! and my tongue will be sticking out and down like gene simmons.

trust me it will be scary and i’ll be holding each side of said towel behind me like a cape.

you will probably both die of heart attacks on the spot.

and it will be all your fault.

FINAL WARNING.

speaking of linda blair though, yowzers…

guess who wrote back?

LINDSAY LOHAN!

just kidding.

GIVE ME FLASH HELP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

ok i’m going to go shower before i kill someone.

PMS FAIRY IN THE HIZZY!

go here and scroll down to the second last video and you can watch me ramble on about who knows the fuck what. i swear a ton in it. it was for SJM’s thesis on social networking, he defended his honour properly i suppose and now his website is up. weekendpictures.ca oh man i just realised there are more clips here. enjoy the brutal. i talk shit about frank magazine in one. there’s like 5 videos on that page of me. these are entirely unrelated to the video i shot yesterday with a diff dude. oh wait more videos here too. and here. my flash keeps fucking up so i haven’t been able to see how dumb i am yet. internet please tell me what i am doing wrong.

i can’t get youtube or any videos to work right now, they play for 2 seconds then cut out, also there is no sound. it happened exactly when little fuckface bit through the cord. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO GET VIDEOS WORKING AGAIN THIS IS ALL I HAVE. nevermind i fixed it. NO I DIDN’T WTF.

ps. fil found a power cord on craigslist for 20 bones so we are up and running today’er. yay’er.

yesterday sean and i filmed a funny movie and i can’t wait to see how embarrassing it is!

i made this for dinner and made a 11.46min long movie, i hope it takes to youtube. no matter cos i can’t even watch it anyway! (after the fact)

oh and guess what partystains, on sept. 11 i’m hosting karaoke at the annex wreckroom and believe it or not, warren kinsella‘s band SHIT FROM HELL (wicked name) is also performing. this will be an interesting shitshow. 5 bucks to see me talking WITH A MICROPHONE IN MY HAND omg dream come true. if you don’t know who warren is, check it. he’s a dirty leftist. FUN TIMES. you have to come be a karaoke hog with me, i will put your name in any part of the rotation you want once the greed hits you.

steph came over and we watched penelope, kind of like the worst movie ever but also kinda tolerable. remember how much i like garbage? it’s beautifully shot and her bedroom is to die for. half the cast have accents though and it seems to be placed in a city that is a composite of both the UK and New York City? either way she walks fast when she finally leaves her room and ten seconds later is in the heart of a metropolis and wouldn’t you know it her first day out all this magical shit is to be discovered, like, bubbles in the air all around. i can’t remember ONCE when i went outside did bubbles follow me down the fucking street. oh and a street fair/circus. brilliant.

later on we rented swenkas. i had been wanting to see it for aaaaaages. the little competition fashion shows just kill me, these guys have serious facial expressions and intense moves. i like that a lot of emphasis and thought goes into their socks too. there’s also a side story that is kind of a buzzkill but whatever, such are coming of age docs right? this movie will also highlight within you how much of a spoiled fucking asshole you are. after watching a few episodes of sweet 16 (thanks steph for pointing out i can watch them all for free on demand) earlier and then swenkas, oh man, i haz the guilt. shows like that on mtv are the reason the rest of the planet hates america.