fuck man

good thing i ate a million little potatoes yesterday and tonite will eat a 2lb chicago style pizza (7.99!)(not by myself!) and i am pre-menses bloated and beer o’clock and all i want to do is sit and eat like the daughter in european vacation’s plane nightmare sequence. too bad i can’t be more like rusty the european tour right now. ps. how much does he look like luke skywalker in that get-up?

haha look what krystal from windsor has to say about my pizza

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 4 out of 5
Unique and Hearty, November 12, 2007
By Krystal from Windsor Ontario (read all my reviews) (read all my reviews)
Flavour/Taste (if applicable): 3 out of 5 3 out of 5
Value for Money: 4 out of 5 4 out of 5
Preparation Instructions (if applicable): 4 out of 5 4 out of 5

“I was extremely skeptical that spinach could work on a pizza… to be honest I am not fully convinced. But I don’t care for meat on my pizza, and I figured I enjoy spinach in salads and dips so I tried it. The Oven instructions are easy and accurate.
I took the frozen pizza out and put a light layer of margarine on the bottom to prevent sticking, (other reviews mentioned this was a problem) and I had absolutely NO sticking. The pizza came out perfect.
It tastes pretty good. The spinach gave it a unique flavour. I can definitely say I have never had a pizza like this. It tastes more like a spinach tart from a fancy restaurant than a pizza, but it was still tasty in it’s own way. It is definitely full and deep, I couldn’t finish my second slice. The crust is my favourite part. So far my favourite frozen pizza crust.
To sum up, if you do not like spinach, you will not like this pizza.”

now i kind of want to write a review for every president’s choice product i have ever consumed. just kidding, i think i would rather get laid and drunk instead. sorry krystal.