LIVE CHATTING THIS BORING SEASON PREMIERE OF SURVIVOR
me:survivor
Steph: talk on commercials
me: k
all lame people
aw girl chosen last
Steph: i havent watched any yet ahaha washin the dishes I GOTTA WATCH
me: i feel bad for the last girl chosen
theyre not even on a beach
weird
Steph: wtf is “earths last eden
anyways
me: uh no idea
this is so brutal
that chick is an ex 2004 olympic athlete wtf cant even run up a hill
Steph: oh man
maybe everyone just seems like a huge tool in ep 1
me: they seem super lame this season
hippos
this is like the worst live blogging chat of survivor
why does that old guy look like bill nye
bow tie
Steph: awww i thought he was kinda cute
this is boring tho
me: that old lady is so out of there first
Steph: ahahahah totes
me: shes a loon
Steph: hahaha get it, crap
har
me: theyre blurring out the hot chicks nipple and the nerd didnt tell her about it
Steph: ahahaha oh i felt bad for him
me: me too
he said it would be hot if she ate that termite then she did it cos she wants acceptance
Steph: ahaha
um k marcus is cute
me: bleeding head
head contusions bleed like crazy
even if theyre a tiny nick
Steph: oh man i know first hand
me: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
sick stitches
Steph: i got 22 in my head once
me: wow
Steph: i ran into a fence
ahahahahahah
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH
when u were trying to pick a guy up an doing yer classic steph smooth move
Steph: ahahaha actually in a grade 8 way YES i broke my nose and had 2 black eyes too
me: rough
Steph: but also funny
when i was getting my stitches taken out my mom fainted ahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
me: i am sad for that old lady now i havent really been tuning in cos i am talking to fifty people at once
that videographer has a hate on for her cos they are in the same age bracket
video game guy has a boner for termite eater
old lady doesnt like termite michelle meanwhile old lady is annoying everyone and is useless
this better be a good challenge
i bet this season is going to have the worst ratings
why is that guy wearing a tie still
and why isnt your heart in this anymore
Steph: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
cuz this show has run its course
me: oh man that chick is being voted out cos she is putting them in their place
roger lodge is wicked
edit:haha that’s not roger lodge wrong show
Steph: AHAHAHA
me: and i love that sound effect when someone talks shit they blast a panflute very fiercely
i think the ex olympic chick should be voted out cos she cant run up a hill
Steph: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAA i know!!
me: when i get married i want the survivor band to play at my wedding
Steph: blast a panflute very fiercely
BAND
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
me: the one that plays at the final episode
Steph: see u are way more entertaining than this dumb show
my laptop doesnt even face the tv
im in another “room”
me: i think every person in the tribe sucks except for the video game nerd
Steph: PROFESSIONAL GAMER
have some respect
me: um can u not just bring your laptop to the tv
this is so tense
Steph: no wireless
SNAKE
me: wow
the termite eater is only wearing underwear and some sort of sash made into a train behind her
and she has bad skin
and i am goin to crack that one beer in the fridge right now
Steph: dooooo it
me: FUCK TERMITE EATER IS GONE
im pissed
goes to show never go against the crowd
i hope they get trampled by a fucking stampede of elephants
in their hut while theyre sleeping
omg im happy i made fire now everyone can eat good thing i could make fire WITH THIS FLINT I CREATED THE UNIVERSE
ok beer time i am getting too riled up
Steph: ahahahaha but not the baby elephant from the stock footage that thing looked too cute to trample
ps im watching the office now no idea what you’re talking about
me: oh me either
Steph: ahahahahahahahahaaaa
me: ahh beer
quiets the rage
Steph: ahahahah apricot?
me: no bavaria
should we live chat me drinking one beer
oh god theres a snorer in that hut
omg one guy woke up in the nite to do chores inside the hut
Steph: PAHA
loser
me: now they are all fighting again
Steph: great show
u should be watching the office
hilarious
me: i cant wait to find out who the racist and the homophobes are
they are using little twigs to brush their teeth
Steph: we already know the agists
me: now theyre mad the youngest kid they chose as leader decided not to be a leader
cos theyre all rippin on him
god i hate these people
Steph: really watch the office
me: CANT im sucked in
