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just had not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4 pieces of bacon.
aside from being unable to view videos on the internet today has been a total success.
and antm is on tonite.
i will also film a video and teach you how to cook a delicious steak w/o a bbq.
the video i made last nite took 2 hours to upload and then it didn’t even upload.
i am not letting it get to me though.
did you know that when you eat bacon your lips stay nice and moistened for like hours afterward, it’s like lipchap bacon grease style, and you get to re-experience the delicious every time you press your lips together.
that is going to be one of my sound bytes when i am morbidly obese and on one of those tlc features on morbidly obese people, i’ll be the zany one who makes lots of jokes in the attempt to distract myself from the pain of being the size of mt. fuji.
today’s hits are really low cos all you kids went back to kindergarten. not to be a bad role model or anything but, i’m pretty disappointed in you guys.
pierre is probably the funniest non-human i know.
