guess who’s getting hooked up with a free pair of these!!!!?
suuuhwooooooonzies.
i made a video of me doing the deed and my arm trembles in it just before i start snipping, you can’t really make it out in the video though, i still grimace once it’s over. uploading it now so come back in a few. oh my drunken raspberry wine tutorial video is in the shedoesthecity food section.
mastapowerful: i remember i tried to do a blog once
and i stole one of your stories
me: u did?
mastapowerful: i don’t know if you knew it was me
me: plagiarized it?
mastapowerful: yeah
me: !
which story
mastapowerful: i can’t remember
me: OMG u must!
mastapowerful: i think i changed one thing or something
about a bee stinging your ass?
me: you just copy and pasted it or rewrote it and made it so it happened to you
mastapowerful: it was long ago
me: oh yeah i pissed behind my old house and got stung on the ass by a bee
mastapowerful: i copy and pasted and i think changed the outcome and said it was you still
yeah that’s it
me: we were locked out of my house cos my mom was at a friends and we were playing in the garage making forts out of cardboard boxes
i cant believe out of all my stories you took that one
it isnt even funny
i dont remember ever blogging it
mastapowerful: haha
me: im putting this on my blog
mastapowerful: yeah i dunno why either
i dont think its blog worthy
maybe bog worthy
me: yes it is cos i bet it happens a lot
oh zing
mastapowerful: i found it
i just said “i got FUCKED in the ass by this bee…”
and i said you were pooing
or maybe you did
me: no it was a pee
mastapowerful: ok i said poo
poo is much more newsworthy
as is fuck
me: why would i take a dump on the grass behind my house for everyone to see
if i had to do that i would just go to someone elses house
oh and you also are not allowed to say poo or pooing. ugh SICK and what are you 2?
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what do you mean you’re not allowed to say poo??? I say poo all the time!!
me: i hate that word
it is so juvenile and stupid
and makes me embarrassed for people
it makes me think the person has no intellect
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I will say it more often now to spite you
me: it’s a baby word
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: It’s cute and funny
me: THEN LUNCH IS OFF
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: bahahahaha
me: it isnt cute and funny
at all
AT ALL
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: oh raymi
me: seriously the mental imagery combined with that word makes me envision shitty diapers and crap explosions and kindergarten and children
bad combo
u can say crap and thats it
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha
when I think of the word I think of some little kid saying it cutely like mommy I have to go poo
me: kids aren’t cute when they say it
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: sigh
me: they remind me of how retarded they are
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: you are too jaded
me: i am not
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I bet 80% of the population think poo is cute
me: like when someones kid says i pooped and some asshole laughs cos they think it’s darling then everyone is forced to laugh i want to stand up and punch that first guy who laughed
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahahaha
me: well 80% of the population jerks off to cuteoverload
cos they are fat loners
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: poo! poo! poo!
me: GROSS
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: BAHAHHAHAHAHA
me: i am seething with rage
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what?!?!?!
me: not really
but congrats you made my blog
as usual
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: yay!
or should I say:
poo!
me: OH SHUTUP
i can see this going too far on a future bender of ours
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I was just thinking the same thing haha
We’ll be drunk and I’ll keep saying it and you’ll like throw your drink at me
and then we won’t be friends anymore
me: ill throw u in traffic
Steph: AHAHAHAHAAA
also 80%
NO WAY
or else im moving
me: ya
me: yeah i dont think hes like a statistician
hahahahah
Steph: AHAHAHAAA
me: mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha the funniest part is that I actually do work in stats
me: AHHAHAHHAHAHAH
how badly does this song make you want to have a naked e party?
drunken video of this to come
don’t know how i feel about this and i’m also fretting over my cupcake painting, i HATE that i added that cherry to it, i think i’m going to paint it black (or brown) even though i made fun of how obvious a black cupcake is haha yeah cos people walk around referencing black cupcakes all the fucking time.
ate this while watching a national geographic thing on elephant, dog and dolphin births and video of them as fetuses ugh barrrrrrrf.
oh stop it.
hey guise i’m part of this family too!
i at least like it sideways.
dear raymi
your recent youtube video reminds me of the best youtube video of all time. i know everyone always says “no, really watch this, it’s the funniest thing in the world” and then it’s so stupid, but really, i mean it and i think you might agree.
do i feel bad for him? yes. is this the funniest thing i’ve ever seen? likely. if you put this up you will make everyone’s day better, because they will realize how lucky they are for not having swallowed a microphone.
this was my response to sarah:
S>KAJDFglui\fgew;ougds;vb.dfkjbv.cfkHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
and then from another angle with really stupid unfunny joke subtitles added.
