is chandel ‘ier (here)?

merkley???: hi raymi the minx
i had dinner with three laurens last night
my world is filled with laurens
but only one raymi

me: hahahaa
are they pronounced loren or luhren like me

merkley???: i dont pronounce your name luhren

me: well thats how it is

merkley???: luhren
is that how your mom says it?
i’d never call you lauren anyway
it’s only raymi as far as i’m concerned

me: yes raymi is good
but luh-ren is how my parents say it
it was their choice

merkley???: they were obviously drunk
i actually think i tend to pronounce that name more like lawren
which is how it looks
but i am highly evolved

me: its a combo hybrid of luh and law

merkley???: i’m between law and lor with a smidge of luh
i think you’d let my natural pronunciation fly

me: i would not

merkley???: thats cuz you arent laid back

me: people who call me lauren do so condescendingly like they have an “in” with me
no if my name is pronounced a certain way my entire life i cant just make allowances

merkley???: thats like when people think they are being cute and they call me dave

me: like eastern euros have weird ways to say katarina

merkley???: those people are not clever

me: KATA-reeeeeeeeeeena
they get really mad if u fuck it up
wow dave
thats not even remotely funny

merkley???: but they say it like they found out a big secret
and they are instantly dropped off my to do list

me: dave is your real name?

merkley???: its my first name

me: but yeah thats how people say lauren to me too

merkley???: i bet

me: like they are super smart

merkley???: meanwhile we think — idiot
one time this girl was going — “i know your name is DAVE, so i’m gonna call you DAVE –
and i said well i’m gonna call you CUMFART!
and i still call her cumfart when i see her

me: HA
does she get mad

merkley???: well she doesnt bug me much thats for sure
nobody wants to be called cumfart in front of friends

me: hahaha im doing my archives thing and came across this gem, remember it:
ok what did one chandelier say to another?

is chandel ‘ier (here)?

merkley???: i dont remember that

me: you commented and said yes you are definitely drunk still

merkley???: i’m good at quips

yeah they’re borderline dad jokes too i just laid down for a bit and watched some of a league of their own and cried to it twice, two sad parts in a row and now i don’t feel nauseous anymore. is chandel here? AHHAHAHAHHAHAA
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cos i say in the post man i must be drunk still

is chandel ‘ier (here)?

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