oh frisbee.

little red buttons all up the back.

not only does fil not know the muffin man (who lives on drury lane), he doesn’t even know the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as in never ever before this moment even HEARD of it)

how can i BE with someone like this???????????????? like, who ARE you?

i just asked him where the muffin man was (cid) and he says what huh i don’t know what? then i said oh he must be on drury lane, which was met with more confusion.

i just played him a techno remix version of the song, it didn’t help at all.

that’s saturday so far guys. there’s work to be done on this beautifulish day, sigh.

oh yeah, i’m better than you because i left this message on nicole richie’s myspace wall and she didn’t delete it yet, so that means she is in love with me right now and in the event of deletion i’m EXTRA better than you because i got someone as cuckoo bananas as nicole richie to think i’m crazy.

i made this for you, it’s the only piece that didn’t sell wtf.

xo raymi

update: i’m being punished for yesterday’s day of fun in the sun, it’s so hot and nice out and i am stuck inside woooooooooooorking.

and now it is time to jazz-the-fuck-out…

if i woke up totally hung and this psychedelic blur was in my face i would shoot it.

why is my little brother dressing up in pink mom?

hahah you can see my underwear.

these are the tightest things ever when i got that pink zebra medley on alicia could not believe it cos these are from her dancing days i forget when, many many smaller sizes ago. i think i stretched that pink one out cos i’m 5’8 and she is 5’something littler (not ‘8).

oh and those dresses were sold out, i got a cute little picnic blanket checked shirt instead with a little red bow on it i’ll show you later.

BYE!

oh and i have no eyes in these cos i didn’t paint them on cos i thought we were beaching it which didn’t happen but margaritas did and then i needed a nap.

hahaha way to spell my name, old navy.

too hot to do anything
feels like louisiana
going to get this:

or this:

leslie thinks the second one is too table clothy. i hope they aren’t sold out. they’re super long and go down to your ankles. cheap too.

then we‘re hitting the beach.

it’s going to be 32 degrees today, in america that means arizona weather! hi i woke up at 6 and couldn’t fall back asleep i thought about all these annoying things like how my cell phone number was up on a BLOG for over 24 hours the other nite! and how today after work fil has a work thing he doesn’t know if spouses are invited to it or not yet so then i deduced AH-HA they must be going to the rippers, i’ll let you know how fil reacts to this accusation when he gets up, first thing in the morning testy water discussions are always the greatest. i’ll follow it up with and HAVE you gone to the strip club with any co-workers and forgot to tell me about it? kidding. i was also thinking about work too, yes, my work. geez.

anyway, in the event that i do make an appearance, my over-active morning mind was like what the fuck do i wear? in your face fuck you i’m an artist not a corporate whore outfit? or play the game? also how do i talk about myself without giving away who i am? and the only way to do that is to come off like a liar. fil prefers it that these peeps do not know about the b.l.o.g. – or how about i find someone to go to the island with me today and just get too blasted to do anything afterward?

we sat on the balcony last nite during the thunder lightning storm in our geriatric loungers and it was so magical i even lit a candle i know supes fruity anyway i have a bunch of gay smiling pictures cos it was that magical, those chairs make you OCD over reclining and then sitting up-right every twenty seconds, so smooth.

then it went to shit when i read the chair sorry, chaises instructions, en francais and declared that i was better at speaking french than fil, so he had a go and well, then it was bedtime.

and now i give you OMFG:

oh yeah we played mariokart online with the universe and one guy’s name was ASS BALL it was so good i wrote it down on a little piece of paper so i could tell you guys. i bet he ran out of space for ass balls.

i am also playing online scrabble right now and i am winning.

update: ok it’s not a strip club we can relax now everyone.

oh jesus me.

we’re making humongous ground chicken (no turkey to be found) meatballs with tomato and mozarella layered on top and sour cream for plopping on after that and the meatballs are the size of your head and have an obnoxious amount of garlic minced onions cayenne chili powder pepper in ‘em and we’re throwing some rosemary on too omfg jumping through a window near you very soon! the original concept for tonite’s dinner (mine) was to do a chicken fajita bake sans wraps with cheese and salsa, basically just spoon everything into my face as fast as possible. this is essentially spurned from merkley’s nacholess nachos idea. i also wanted to put some eggplant on top cos i’m crazy when starved.

also rented semi pro

PLEASE DON’T SUCK.

i’ve been listening to this song all day long, oh oh sigh i know.

i just want to put one of these in my mouth right the fuck now.

i just heard one of the “bad kids” in the park say pwn-age.

cid you are so hilarious.

remind me to blog about my lilo and sam ronson opinions tomorrow.

btw go try that apple crumble yogurt it’s 0grams of fat no matter IT TASTES LIKE APPLE PIE IN YOGURT FORM WITH HUGE CHUNKS OF CINNAMON APPLE IN IT IF I MADE A VIDEO OF MYSELF EATING IT SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE WOULD FLAG IT COS I’D BE MOANING LIKE A PIG THROUGHOUT.

ps. do pigs moan?

seen here.

i’m happy with it, looks great in real life. getting a decent picture is impossible.

meet the spartans is now out on dvd to rent

DO NOT RENT IT

I FUCKING MEAN IT

SAVE YOURSELF THE 4.75

BUY SOME CHOCOLATE BARS INSTEAD

OR NAIL POLISH

OR A BEER!

DON’T RENT THAT MOVIE YOU WILL BE SO PISSED OFF AND DISAPPOINTED

WE SHOULD HAVE RENTED THE ONION MOVIE

SORRY FOR YELLING

BUT I MEAN IT

IT’S TERRIBLE!

i also saw my laundry nemesis the other day outside of the building, i was riding shotgun in alicia’s car and i screamed out OH NO THAT’S MY LAUNDRY NEMESIS and then slid down in the seat and put my hat over my face. alicia and joe just laughed at me. but they do not understand the passive aggressive hold that woman has over me. she was scowling! always scowling. why do eastern european ladies always scowl even when they’re sweet as pie? not saying she is sweet as pie but her face is a barrier and makes me forget that she’s human, but come to think of it the only time she was (a little bit) nice to me was when there was a witness present. oh great i just reminded myself there’s laundry to do today.

i’m trying to figure out if i look fat in this picture or not. meh.

right now i’m going through my flickr mail, always a pleasure:

From:naakita2008.1
Subject:hey you

What are your fantasies and desires?

haha i just figured out what k9 meant.

trust me you do not want to see this person’s collection.