I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars. You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

fil says these shorts give me moose knuckle ungh FUCK FIL! he tells me this in the parking lot of loblaws no less totally cock-blocking my game so i was self conscious walking around the supermarket all i needed cos i was dressed like a total whore already thanks. i also had a starvation headache and a bun head headache.

ian commissioned me a million years ago to paint him something and i am finally getting around to doing it. it must have the appearance of length and be a fuseli nightmare, somewhat. i’m going to flank each side of the canvas with raymi style roman pillars/columns? DON’T COPY MY IDEA! this canvas is 18×24 (7.99 from midoco! so cheap! i want to buy one the size of an entire wall! 47.99!)

we did this recipe for supper.

in lieu of wasabi paste and mayo we just bought horseradish mayo and it will blast your fucking head off.

cut up too much peppers didn’t bother slicing the other half of the yellow guy, we used arugula instead of watercress, tasty.

try to get the carrots as matchstick as possible cos if you load up too much mayo you will be stuck chewing forevs and your nose will start running from the hot.

blurry cos i was so excited, let the steak sit for ten minutes once you remove from heat and before you slice it up.

mayo plop, then arugula, then a carrot yellow and red pepper, try it that way first then add or remove whatever you fancy, it’s perfect the way it is though.

i hope you’re not starving right now.

i like prepping meals like this cos you get fuller quicker from waiting it out and you eat less, well until your wine munchies kick in and you go for round two.

i think i’m going to go off red meat for a month and see what that does to me and my heart and my waistline.

i would make these again, very easy and tasty.