i’m gonna have to bump up the price of these to 1000000 dollars they are that irritating to make. if you want to place an order for christmas i’d do it now, that’s how long you’ll be waiting haha. i also have wicked deja vu when i make these i’m like haven’t i sewn one that looked exactly like you before?
i really should collect pics of every felt thing i have made and make a flickr set to reference. yeah like that will happen.
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haha me
there is only so much pacing you can do
pace off a cliff
sincerely jo
i feel like a prisoner of my own head in my body.
i am this close to drunk dialing the hospital.
i prefer existential laziness.
wanted to throw a nod, wink and smile your way.
song i made myself bawl to a million times.
hung with mg today
Maybe you’re more real than some people I really know.
you know, it’s pretty unmagnificent that your idle hours are devoted to maintaining a bird’s nest, you took perfectly nice hair and RUINED IT, oprah would fucking KILL YOU i am going to write her a letter, oh man, you are entering a world of pain now boy, she said once that she always wished she had white girl hair.
now i am mad again. AGAIN.
whoops i just realised i overlapped into may, c’est fini.
uh then someone decided to jump into bed while i was “picking my nose” with my longest fingernail and sliced the inside all up in thur. fun!
sole, salmon, tilapia w/ basil tomatoes
fil’s bok choy flower experiment.
spinach goat cheese oil/vin salad.
that’s all, just checkin’ in.
trying to gauge whether or not this outfit was too loony tunes for public consumption. mental survey says no despite feeling like a yes. not really the outfit per se, moreso the hat. i also went out sans makeup cos i wanted to tan my face, the last stand-up i had before NOLA granted absolutely no change to my skin pigment, waste.
so i had to wear sunglasses indoors like a cuckoo, almost had an emergency butt explosion in dominion, not really a close call just a first warning signal. maybe my anoos is allergic to suntanning.
pms crazy took over and i bought choc. fudge i just had one, v. delicious what the hell i don’t even like sweets. what else did i want to talk about, oh nothing. i’m totally a grease pig monster right now it’s pretty hot. thank god fil is a garbage disposal so i can buy dumb things to eat and let him finish the rest after i have a bite. 3.5 grams of fat per 2 of these, not bad really. not amazing, but not bad. i had one then the butt explosion happened. i was backed up in NOLA, traveling does that to me, the change in diet and then being around someone who isn’t used to hearing how insanely loud and capable you are at fart explosions so you just force it all in, the last nite when i was sick it started happening and then at the airport after security i evacuated my entire being it was lovely.
someone’s happy to have the fat under my tits back.
You are really judgemental; so what if she’s fat and wears velour or the emo kid wears make up and a skirt?
Interesting considering that you constantly parade yourself as in defense of the weak/underdogs/losers….
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“observation” thats funny that you’re defensive of my OBSERVATIONS, it’s a blog persona, stop crying. think of it like do’s and don’ts, i’m trying to help these people. and just as every coward in my comments who says nasty shit to me would never have the cajones to say it to my face, i would never be so rude as to do the same with my OBSERVATIONS to these strangers. if someone is dressed like an idiot i’m going to notice, nothing to do with their being an underdog at all. now if that goth dude was being cornered by some jocks hell fucking yeah i’d step in and throw some crazy in to defend him.
get your points right before you waste more of my time here.
i do not constantly parade myself as some joan of arc for losers, i merely state that i have the balls to speak up for them when no one else EVER does, and sometimes to my detriment but i do it anyway, there’s a difference.
oh and big ps. it’s called BEING FUNNY try it sometime, you’ll get more friends that way.
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probably the best picture of me ever
ahh never gets old, yes i am the dirtbag in the beetle bailey hat and that is a penis sippy cup not a dildo. i am doing kiefer sutherland before kiefer sutherland did kiefer sutherland.
my 24th bday party pictures, RIP the sparrow.
tenacious d: the pick of destiny sucked, here’s why
pictorial guide to not being a fat ass anymore/sketch comedy nite.
sketch comedy/horseshoe tavern pics
i think there should be a blogger reality television show in the style of the real world except it would be super boring cos none of the bloggers would socially interact they would be too busy flaming each other in their comments
hi raymi + edward scissorhands pics and here too.
nerd blog party.
oh liane <3 her blog is here now, it’s a tumblr.
(hot asian chick no less i am cringing cos i hate to fight the asian babes cos something in my head makes me think that they are all in love with me because well, i am in love with ALL of them)
Mike: only 3 have an internet connection – that blows my mind
me: yeah i better be one of them
Mike: seriously – I’d rather go without food and water
me: yeah and write and talk shit about people secretly on my blog until i shrivel up and die
this is my dancing face. if you see that face then you know that i am dancing. or trying on a hat in a mirror.
that is some SERIOUS leering.
be hyperly unaware of how fucking amazing and mysterious you are.
i don’t think i will ever be able to have children because they would be stuffed into suitcases and thrown into a fucking river if they begged for a dog and did nothing to care for it.
sneaky mariah carey trick pose.
joint bday celebration.
bowl family party more here.
bad bathingsuit idea haha.
children of men is pretty fucking alright
yeah, i really care what the patrons of seven-eleven think about me, it is very important they view me with the utmost respect and admiration.
no thanks i will stick with the irish trash and he asked if i was irish i said no, british.
i am the one that is talking, obviously. the girl to my left who is blown away by my conversational skills, i went to kindergarden with. also, take note that i am the skinniest, haha bitches.
didn’t know you we’re a weird bitch
there is totally lots of nasty comments all around my message to date.
everyone dies the end
i am a fan of music, not noise i can make myself with a stick against a chainlink fence.
things to buy.
i LOVE wife swap!
bloggers choice awards i stopped caring about three seconds after i blogged about it, the description of me is still funny though. why aren’t any of these buzznet embedded vids loading?
great lake snorers
love -W network
me: what the hell do you think i mean by eclipsed
what can eclipsed mean other than ECLIPSED
aunt raymi love advice.
it could go on a date with garbage, no not the band, but actual garbage.
in the comments someone calls me a hypochondriac for this post.
it’s basically, booze or hamburgers, unfortunately hamburgers do not make me feel witty at all like booze can, booze wins.
signed, I WILL KILL YOU IF I EVER HAVE TO MENTION THIS AGAIN.
spy video i got of two peeps smoking crack in the park outside our building!
white people CAN dance
woah wormhole! april 2006 archives!
i want fil to get fat/jogging pants too so we can pretend to be university kids he said no i said fine be old.
fil thinks he saved the planet cos he ate at the whole foods buffet, way to go dude.
see: CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT SPOILED FUGLY BITCHY SELFISH DELUSIONAL PROJECTIONARY NASTY ARGUMENTATIVE IGNORANT SELF-SERVING UNAPPRECIATIVE WITCH.
me: when i am on a roll i am like thank you bipolar!
i did not grow up a duvet person, duvet/comforter whatever it is, i think it is more of a dude thing, my arm-spanse is not that of a fucking eagle’s i canNOT deal with holding a corner then the other corner then flopping out the mother fucking blanket like parachute day in kindergarden and then T-bird jumping it on the mattress and smoothing that shit together just so
my graffiti isn’t there anymore sniff.
wow i LOVE (sarcasm) watching television about the internet.
i was not in the mood to watch a tour of arrogant pampered drug addict dicks do shitty show after shitty show on my friday fun nite
stefan‘s bday drunkening w/ bonus video of me serenading fil with sweet child o mine.
some fun pictures.
the combination of my whorish ways and fil’s deal-maker motorcycle worked very well and the rest is history.
they were too blasted on wodka to remember to add my blog url ha, on the website they did though.
warm weather always makes me sad
the last line in the movie will piss you off, if you are into being pissed off, hold out for that last line.
maybe if you lied less you would have more money?
poetry slam wars continues on, and MG does me a solid.
i think the second laugh he did was cos he was single and lonely as hell and seeing a couple nag, kick and swear at each other is like i am going to go home and murder myself after i eat two boxes of kraft dinner.
classy shirt i bought fil.
back to the cold but not so bad, warmer now than it was when i left, spring is here finally.
hey ladies.
what part of this creation is supposed to be flattering?
i ordered some white wine to try and combat the curse cramps and also to be funny, we caught the episode of king of queens the nite before when doug and carrie’s dad get her drunk cos she’s more fun that way then she gets wise to it and says wow this martini is good i feel instantly less bitchy and easier to be around!
wrapped burger and deadly side order of potato chip fries.
brie, roasted red pepper and spinach, omfg. we shared.
curry chicken wrap also shared.
i give grapefruit moon’s cuisine a thumb’s up and a nod, i bet lots of annex dicks hang there early on weekends so be careful. we got there after 4 (when the other half of the menu opens up) so we lucked out. also check this out.
then we played cooking mama (watch that video), it is so addictive and crazy, you basically cook and this lady barks out cute engrish to motivate you the entire time. quite hilarious. some of the movements required to chop and mince look like you’re rigorously jerking off so when you’re playing against someone you’re both sitting there furiously beating off and laughing hysterically.
shared some jerk okra for a late dinner cos we were too lazy to do anything else, after watching walk hard.
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harha aw.
SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT I’M FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY
FIL GET IN THE SHOWER NOW STOP PLAYING METROID!
