guys! (whiney voice)

i just worked out i peddaled like mad for 20 minutes then did the row machine for 5 then drank too much water and almost fountain spew ralphed all over myself during crunches fun! i feel a bit better. did you know that i worked out 8 days in a row before going to nawlins and that today was the first time i worked out since being back, well first time if you don’t include playing cooking mama three nites in a row and then beating it. anyway the point is, i’m skinnier than you. jokes guys, i meant prettier.

seriously friends, (most of) you are being total dicks to me in my comments today, so i may as well give you a concrete reason for it, i deleted those comments right off the bat. the most current one is from a guy who spent 33 minutes on my blog then asked why my belly button is so wide? uh because it was pierced at one point and i have the goofiest torso ever but it’s worth it cos you have cankles and i don’t. hmm come to think of it i bet that was a chick comment. it is also coincidental that i get comments about looking fat and pregnant when i am actually getting thinner and buy new outfits.

but yeah keep up the abusive insults cos it only motivates me to starve myself and exercise more. thanks kids!

i’m used to women being bitches to me, taking out their sad hostility and bitterness on me, you should see what it’s like in real life, and with me not even doing anything to provoke it other than just sitting there, they look so crazy!

if you read the email i received today your head would rotate 360 degrees. the sender deserves a full on reckoning here, and the only reason they’re being spared is, well, they know why. i have felt disgusted and dirty cos of this all day long.