guess what another update from me

i just lugged up from the parking garage a bin of 20ish assorted bottles of brews and other booze things, fil’s pals charity upon him long-forgotten beers stored in their basements, brought over for parties and whatever, too gauche to drink ‘em themselves, or excuse to have fil over? anyway, my kidney is hurting now, i’m not so good with the bending over and crouching and hoisting and carrying. why’d i bother then? well i was curious to see what was there.

then i spent the last 3 minutes fighting with the cable box and tv with the remote control from the couch, you have to point the remote between the tv and the box and have them both pick up the zap from hitting power simultaneously, it must be precise, and 9/10 it fucking ISN’T! so then i try to block the signal with my finger while trying again, basically the tv is on cable box light off (wow this was hella more interesting in my head when i initially decided to share this shitty anecdote) so i do this back and forth 30 times instead of just getting up and turning the tv on manually at which point i am like wow my life needs more pizazz.

i am also wearing my new favourite girl guide outfit again tonite for st. pat’s, fuck green and fuck you! no not you, just you know, that one person who will predictably say HAAA-AAAAAY YOU’RE NOT WEARING ANY GREEEE-EEEEEN and usually that person is me, but not this year, woh no. (despite asking fil for updates all day long about whether anyone noticed his green tie or my green flower pin and if he was going to win the most green prize)(he didn’t)(no one got to see his greenery cos he was in meetings all day) (but he got to eat an expensive lunch of swordfish so don’t feel sorry for him!)(yes he told everyone i bought him that tie and it was my flower pin)(what was i just saying about more pizazz?)

anyway, i wish i could regale you with what i really felt like regaling you with right now, which would involve my two favourite things ‘SHIT’ and ‘TALK’ – oh well, maybe in another life.

back to my kidney, wtf? guess i should finally book that scan.

oh fil is home, loblaws sent me a ten dollar gift card from the wood i found in my spinach. that’s it!? what about my tv spot and trip to bermuda? cheapskates.