Honestly, I don’t remember how I found you. You are a very classy woman and the reason I would set you with a lot of guys is to make sure you have a better chance of finding someone good enough to deserve you.
I can sense the facetiousness in your reply. I obviously read you wrong. I mean you no disrespect. I choose to bow out gracefully with a full hearted apology.
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my crudeness.
Bye
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go gay or go home
you can hear all the lovely chillens screaming in the park.
ok well so much for my love affair with frozen spinach, why you ask? oh just cos of this chunk of WOOD i came across and almost swallowed!
i chewed at it for a bit cos i thought it might be some sort of hard stem then once all the spinach around it in my mouth went down i pull out this fucking thing! i am so disgusted right now. all that shit i said before about spinach being delicious i take it back, i can only deal with it if i eat it wicked fast and it stays hot cos once it gets luke warm you are like ew i am eating wet soggy green slop WITH WOOD IN IT.
i am going back to loblaws with the receipt and package and that piece of wood and remnants of spinach and bringing fil and passing him off as my lawyer. what if i swallowed that little bastard? it’s all pointy sharp, jagged, tough and hard. i thought woah what if this spinach is from somewhere like madagascar or mexico and i could have gotten some messed up wood disease, i dunno what do you want from me my mind is in overdrive right now, anyway, it’s no name brand which is a product of USA and a prominent brand loblaws carries.
so i/we have decided a new approach to losing weight other than starving my/ourself (fil tries oh how he tries but is nowhere as successful at it as i am, he also eats way more carbs) and it’s called NOT STARVING OURSELVES. i have finally been swayed after talking with merkley yesterday, whom has successfully lost 55lbs since last june. i have lost 20lbs and kept it off for a over a year and now i want to lose more. i am not opening up a discussion for nay-sayers cos the last time i mentioned this starving myself diet you were all wrong, it DID work and even when i (moderately) swayed i didn’t “put it all back on” “guaranteed” and i don’t want a million of the same comments talking about many small meals throughout the day blah bla bla i know i GET IT!
anyway, this time for real, no more beer, booze consumption cut in half (at least!)(that’s totally the problem right there i know) no carbs, and snack throughout the day, lots of greens, lots of meats oh here look:
before when people told me you have to eat something during the day or you won’t lose any weight i was mostly like p’shhhhhaw in my head, cos these “people” have not lost any weight in their entire lives, it’s only when someone who has really put this to the test and succeeded, do i listen. sharpie and samir are doing a fast/cleanse right now (lasts two weeks) and both have lost 7lbs, i want to do that someday but i know once i go back to my regular ie. booze, i would put that weight back on, i also have negative ten thousand per cent willpower when it comes to sobriety and not consuming decadent foodstuffs.
where was i, oh yeah, so like merkley is a skeleton now, so i’m copying his diet.
he says everytime he goes to the kitchen he eats a piece of meat and some cheese so his body isn’t thinking I AM STARVING HOLD ON TO THE FAT even if he isn’t hungry he does it anyway. he also makes tuna melts w/o bread and this thing called pizza in a pan basically all the ingredients of a pizza w/o the bread. yeah yeah we’ve heard this all before re: no carbs unfortunately as a species we are collectively spoiled and head-strong so these simple tips need to be pile-driven home over and over again for them to sink in.
i bet merkley looks full-on homeless right now what with his beard and all.
i am going to buy a ton of those frozen full leaf spinach packages, chuck ‘em in the microwave for 8 minutes and put a dab of butter on and voila, simple easy greens that taste nice.
it’s going to be hard for me to get used to this i can tell already, not that i enjoy starving myself, it’s just i’m used to it, being alone all day long, why eat?
I live in Greensboro North Carolina. Sounds like you might a great little slut to be around. I don’t get jealous and I would love to set you up with lots of guys. As much as you want.
Tell me more about yourself.
how did you find me originally
im petite and i have long hair and hazel eyes lol why would you set me up with a lot of guys i dont understand LOL
reesha‘s husband said he saw this on her car in the morning when he left for work, did not remove it, so our feelings were hurt for the rest of the day thinking some kid threw it on her car. sigh.
yesterday i pretended not to notice fil’s amendment of my cotton swab, i saw him change it over the weekend in the reflection of the window when i was sitting on the couch, anyway i erased it and did not mention it cos when he came home yesterday he did not greet me like i am a princess enough even though i was MAKING DINNER and if one of you bitches leaves a be nice to fil comment i will fucking strangle you!
fil’s.
mine.
yeah things got a bit craze, great idea in theory, but the conflicting flavours did not pan out the way i had hoped. oh well.
then she came back to watch ANTM with uncle fil and aunt raymi and then rock of love and the girls next door and polished herself off a bottle of white wine then barfed this morning.
this picture is like a picasso, where is my other eye? why do i have a nose for an ear?
oh here we go yep.
this is what it looks like when fil goes to work if i sleep in, this demon cat paws at my face or back until i turn over and put out my arm for him to envelop, if i wake up with fil it fucks with his schedule all day long and he gets really bratty.
here we are once fil left this morning, what are we going to do today napoleon?
sit here and mourn our losses a lil while maybe cid?
am i allowed to slide a note under my neighbour’s door that says CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP on it?
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ok so you all know about that insane blaze yesterday well this dude lived in one of those buildings, moved in two days prior in fact if you can believe it, read his post. also if you want to donate some dough to help him out check here.
your gayness for cats has surprised me, take this!
his royal football field (aka fatness) woke me up early today so get ready to laugh!
oh and prince charming wrote back:
Maybe blunt, but at least I’m honest! I’d love for you to sit on my face so I can give you pleasure with my mouth!. Long as you’re trimmed up and clean.
So what state? Don’t play hard to get!
well right now i live in a state of totall utter despair LOL you’re quite the charmer! i don’t want to reveal where i live just yet as i don’t want to get heartbroken teehee where do you live?
not to make you jealous but look at this email i just received:
subject: Hey I want to fuck you and your face
What state do you live in? I would love to share some oral for fun. I’ve got a lot of cum to share. So where abouts are you?
happy_go_lucky34667@yahoo.com
(look how arrogant this pile of shit is, “what state”? hello!
anyway this is what i wrote back:
you sound way too handsome and intelligent for me and your approach is just so impressive i am beside myself with arousal right now xoxoxo!
hopefully he writes back for all of our enjoyment.
hurray i just googled his email address what a winner!
35 M, Stokesdale NC 1. Wish there was a woman in the Greensboro, NC area to be my NSA cumslut. My wife admits she has no imagination and hates sucking cock. I would be happy to reciprocate! If you’re out there and can be discrete, email me:happy_go_lucky34667@yahoo.com
2. I wish my wife was a party-wife/cumslut what have you. The thought of her getting fucked other men make me hard just writing this.
3. I have put a few things in my ass and kind of liked it. The though of another guy makes me queasy. Wish my wife would satisfy this
