lederhosen outfit i passed on.

i think i need to tone down the love handles before i can safely wear this thing out, i bought it as motivation to finally do that.

see? unless people are cool with me standing like this all nite long.

or this, hay guys where is the party?

doodillydoodoodillydooooooh…

then this guy i invented and all nite long i kept talking about how i was wearing a t-shirt sweater guess how many times i said it and guess how many times NO ONE LAUGHED.

is you were ever wondering what that crap on the floor is it’s my ghetto clunky laptop case with felt and other scrap material in it and thread needles stuffing.

in a cab on our way to levack block for steve’s birthday and i took zero pictures because of my t-shirt sweater and that place was claustrophobic, fil took some of him i think, don’t worry i took lots of pictures of myself later on.

we bailed then went to sweaty betty’s, it was packed, then to the dakota, packed, so then we went to neutral – we were wondering why everyone was out on the town sosoon after holidays/new year’s? partying the pain away i guess.

neutral is kind of a dinkbag place but i like it cos it’s a sure thing if you show up basically anytime and the people near the end of the nite on the dacefloor are out of control, there was this one chick oh man, i have to dedicate an entire blog post to her “dance” “moves”.

these guys were just about to have a power dance off but the song ended.

great outfit.

then we bumped into these guys.

no biggie just gonna balance a stool on my chin ok?

i think i am stressed out crazy enough to wear my overall shorts tonight in this terrible weather, i mean, they are basically lederhosen and it’s the skinniest time of the month even though i have starvation whale bloatage on the horizon slash now. this just in who even cares anymore? i have to practise wearing these things in case i wear them again tuesday – people have to believe that i take myself seriously in lederhosen.

update i change my mind i just watched this thing on britney spears (i love when she fucks up and then on every channel they air a biography on her, so in the last 6 months i have seen the same bio/spotlight 5 times at least) and now i don’t feel slutty enough so i have to create some other retardo get-up.

that’s all.

i am so tired.

i woke up at 9.15 having to pee the universe (went to bed at 2 despite exhaustion, we watched the kingdom) then i went back to bed only to get up 2 minutes later cos my stomach felt like someone lit a fire in it and i was either going to shit myself or barf myself (seriously WHATISWRONGTWITHME chinese food? even though i said i wouldn’t eat that anymore). shitting won and oh how it did.

so i’ve been awake more than i am used to these last few days, typically i clock as many hours as possible where was i going with this, oh right i’m tired and i barely feel like going out but it’s some retard’s birthday party who works for sony and he really wants me (especially me) to come.

i might wear my stewardess dress thing oh i don’t know my life is so easy it’s hard.

today was my first day using my new computer FROM THE COUCH i know welcome to 2000 raymi.

new hair pictorials

tired as hell lionhead.

slowly getting used to it again.

do you think this will fit him?

britney spears impression and you know this was taken mere hours before her little ambulance party.

oh wallpaper i get it you lead you lead.

january 2007 archives part II.

Raymi I saw you in nyc!!
I can’t believe it!

texas chainsaw massacre the beginning review.

Ryan: did you blog anything funny
what’s a blood empire

hey guess what look at the clot that came out of me WE MADE THAT!

i am a super human composite of all the womens from now and then + friend green tomatoes and hope floats.

he is the baldest most obnoxious dude of the three so it is no wonder his girlfriend is like GO OUT.

um sorry new york isn’t one crack den street after another anymore like in the good old 80s or would you perhaps be satisfied with a new jack city vibe, maybe? i tried to tell her that actually i use to live in brooklyn but she kept going on about everything being different now yeah it’s called PROGRESS.

like the old people in big top pee wee when pee wee feeds them his magic hot dogs and they turn into kids and go to the circus the end

just some kerouacs

number 1 scene from intervention EVER.

IN A WORLD LIKE YESTERDAY ETCETERA TOMORROW SOMETIME THIS SUMMER BUT POSSIBLY FALL

i got the pan cos i am an auntie.

last nite two chiefs at the horseshoe told me that my utility belt was showing then i said I KNOW THAT’S BECAUSE I AM COOL and then they fainted cos i talked to them.

how come old people get to bend the rules? i’m taking back youth, dudes, don’t worry.

i’m not trying to be disgusting even though i am i am just trying to help.

crazy people do not have subscriptions to newspapers, they have ONE COPY of a newspaper from last summer that they consult for secret messages.

sigh i could see it again i am sighing because i am in character right now.

more nyc pictures, times square mostly.

bdb review.

someone is trying to tell me something.

i am breezy.

the bay bich

some oldie goodies pictures.

and more!

the day we met bronwyn.

dodgy doherty.

as i finally started to get skinnier the self portraits began.

wii gets you skinny.

more nyc pictures

eccentric is one step before insanity.

after it happened she walked from room to room in the big empty house and lied down sideways on the couch all day long

i paid fil 20 dollars to not be a dick today

i am still waiting to be on THE HOUR

i love magic pony you can’t stop me.

it is like proo pooo fooo ooooh ahhhh AHHHH!

my asian implants

me: it wouldnt work i cant even get my real friends to hang out with me how would i get strangers to pay me to hang out with them

read jesus land

kinda doesn’t look like him good thing i added the ufo.

this will kill you

sorry i brought this up

cid loves me

i just realised i hate her for the same reasons i hate myself.

sharpie‘s jt review.

more nyc this batch is brought to you by my little fugly hands

i had a four person table to myself which was nice until a slew of whimsical annex fuckfaces came in the door and told stories to each other loudly while i was finishing my meal and reading a homosexual crime novel

i am so bagged today was over the top exhausting and irritating i have zero energy to share my tale but oh look i have blond highlights now.

i can’t believe i was away from the internet all day i got jamie and leslie to text me pictures of britney spears while i was drinking cup after cup of water in that little booth (i am going to tmz.com the second after i publish this post) oh look here i am telling my stories when i have no energy (everyone was rude to me there basically and i didn’t even get my kidney checked cos it wasn’t ticked off on the requisition form, i did get internally vagina probed though YAY!)

me and fil went for chinese food then to the crooked star to suss out the walls and take pictures to decide which paintings will go where (***remember i have an art show next week tuesday nite january 8 starting at 7 bla bla lblalblalh), this nice woman is going to do snacks for me for 50 bones that’s a relief so you have to come eat them, she wants to know how many people are going to come i said i don’t know and started crying. kidding. tell me if you plan on coming in my comments please and then you can all say hi to each other and make friends.

eye weekly is going to interview me and it will be online monday i think so hopefully that will bring out more and shedoesthecity mentioned it in their newsletter oh and my chevy chase chin zit wrote about it on his blog so that’s good too. i am going to put together a flyer and stick one up on the corkboard at the crooked star tomorrow i can’t believe i spaced on doing that.

bye dark hair.

i bought sticky-tac and little notecards to write things about my paintings on and then i have to decide how i am going to price them, the crazy saddam one is already sold sheena bought it so i guess i have to buy a pack of red dots just so i can stick one up beside it i wish i still had those zit stickers from my girl talk game.

i’m working on a couple new pieces and adding finishing touches to others my hair is going to be white by the end of the weekend i want to run through a fucking labryinth of glass windows and just fucking explode through them face first right now.

here is my art set if you care.

oh and i made a facebook group too if you want to join it.

poor alice.

i bought this for my nana.

we now have guitar hero 3

and got my new laptop

just saying

i have 25 minutes to consume until i have to fast before my ultrasound tomorrow

also just saying

update: ok i just did hit me with your best shot with the wireless guitar (97%) HOLY SMOOTH and sorry i have to go up to the fucking penthouse floor in our bulding now to do my next song cos i am ruler of the universe DEAL WITH IT!

double update i just looked in the mirror and my chevy chase chin zit is out of control holy crap come over and look at it it’s that mental i don’t remember dipping my chin in deep fryer grease what the hell?

triple update me and fil are already fighting over this fucking game he is SO SELFISH I AM LIVING WITH A 6 YEAR OLD he is doing the encore from the first 4 song round i only got to do one song how is this fair get ready for 500 more guitar hero 3 blog posts oh man how is my blog/life different than a 17 yr. old’s? it isn’t.

quadruple update

ok we’re cool now i just got 99% on school’s out.

nice.

i’m a gypsy now.

yeah fuck the local children, they can fix their own goddamn toys.

it’s been awhile since i gifted you with one on my signature idiot dance videos so here take it! anna (go to him) making espresso video.

the laundry goblin.

he’s like what!? i’m not even here right now.

cool. i wanted to pick this up and smash it on fil.

good morning.

yes i live in the sun.

may as well strike a jazz pose, you know?

christmas present from wendi, this is the artist.

no that’s not chevy chase chin (more than i already have at least) it’s a new zit! YAY!

stop the world i’m so arty right now.

i’m not holding him against his will he came to me.

i can’t stop laughing at this one.

we saw sharpie and samir at the victory last nite, they were very excited to see us.

they took the only thing i ever ordered off the menu! (grilled calamari greek salad) so i ordered a veggie burger (trying to be as skeleton as possible for my art show next week) (JANUARY 8 AT THE CROOKED STAR 202 OSSINGTON AVE. 7PM) (this post needs more brackets) which took an hour to arrive because at first they brought out a meat burger, ungh. anyway i should have just eaten the meat burger, the veggie burger at the victory is uhhm, interesting.

the caesar salad dressing is different now, better i think, more garlic/anchovy-tasting, less creamy, perfecto. samir took this picture.

kbai.

so monday nite when fil came home (wasted) after i was done making fun of him we were in bed watching tv and he smelled my arm and detected a new scent (i sprayed chanel all over myself when christie and i went to shoppers) and decided i cheated on him (half-jokingly) which then backfired on hisself cos then every manner in which i laughed, responded, replied to his (joking right?) accusations made him more certain (paranoid), like, the fact that i didn’t have any picture of christie and me eating dinner on my camera (we looked old and tired and fat and ugly) or in the morning when he got up for work he noticed two chocolates chritie left by my laptop.

so what i have learned from this is, if you are going to cheat, don’t spray GIRL perfume on your arm at shopper’s drugmart and if there are chocolates by your computer, EAT THEM.

i also said if i was going to do it with some guy would i not shower before and/or afterward!? drunk fil rules.

yes because my signature move of seduction and way to impress when i get down is drugstore perfume sampling.