this is the most disgusting thing i have heard in a long time.

Jamie: it was good — tiny, too, though
all those fancy places always have small portions

me: gay
art is for looking at
food is for eating
pretentious
next time i go to a place like that ill eat a hamburger somewhere else first to fill up, then order a minimalistic whatever on some huge retarded white plate then rearrange everything on the plate and send it back and say F to the waiter, pass it on to the chef

Jamie: ha

me: you know how they pile everything on top of each other, stacked
spread it all out
or move it all to the left
this is why i dont have friends

Jamie: you have a million friends

me: real friends
ones that would tolerate that

Jamie: tolerate it? ha, i would encourage it

…

jamie: i wasn’t thinking of you specifically when i made that 25 year old comment

He thought Deborah was being melodramatic the way a young girl might get about her 25th birthday. “How old are you?” he asked.

me: well i will be 25 soon
way to rob me of the significance

Jamie: but you know, a 50 year old will make fun of a 35 year old who complains about getting old

me: it sucks being the youngest out of everyone cos they always shush u when u moan about getting older

Jamie: it’s all relative

me: like one day ill wake up and be 40
but then i remember oh right im the youngest BURN

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new verb.