i am in bed, we watched i know who killed me, please watch it at the same time as not watching it, if that’s possible, which it isn’t. this piece of work is so, i don’t even know what to say, picture me with both hands on my scalp tugging at my hair at like warp speed with my eyes bulging out of my face right now and my mouth opening and closing with no words coming out, fil wanted to know if the script was written by monkeys. i felt like shit all day and now i feel nauseous (hangover/bad dinner/bad movie to boot) so i don’t feel like typing out the entire plot because it is so ludicrously unbelievable but i fully intend to. how did i not notice lindsay lohan was missing a leg and a fucking arm in the doing it scene that i beat off to over the summer when it leaked on the internet?

fil and i keep imitating the best line in the movie WHO’S AUBREY? exactly how she says it too.

lindsay if you are reading this i still want to be friends, the offer will always be on the table.

it’s great also because you know during production she was a complete disrespectful, irresponsible, out of control shit.