so monday nite when fil came home (wasted) after i was done making fun of him we were in bed watching tv and he smelled my arm and detected a new scent (i sprayed chanel all over myself when christie and i went to shoppers) and decided i cheated on him (half-jokingly) which then backfired on hisself cos then every manner in which i laughed, responded, replied to his (joking right?) accusations made him more certain (paranoid), like, the fact that i didn’t have any picture of christie and me eating dinner on my camera (we looked old and tired and fat and ugly) or in the morning when he got up for work he noticed two chocolates chritie left by my laptop.

so what i have learned from this is, if you are going to cheat, don’t spray GIRL perfume on your arm at shopper’s drugmart and if there are chocolates by your computer, EAT THEM.

i also said if i was going to do it with some guy would i not shower before and/or afterward!? drunk fil rules.

yes because my signature move of seduction and way to impress when i get down is drugstore perfume sampling.