the party continues this is my i can’t believe how incredibly wasted i am face no wait yes i can.

last dance move of the nite (morning 4am) staying alive and also an example of the raymi not inhaling that bag of chips on the floor behind me diet.

see? collecting knick knacks is barely a hair away from mental illness, and i know this because i have fifty-thousand various collected items.

does a double rock on! cancel itself out?

gill actually put on a little robe thing to clean up a broken glass.

my pillow.

ok so this is how it started and i noticed jonathan at this party, i was pointing at claire and mouthing the a-ok with hand action as well regarding her outfit and then retardface beside her is like hey thank you and points at himself and then down at his feet.

look at these people totally uninterested in my jovial banter i have absolutely no idea why.

we ignored the sex and the city charades party taking place in the kitchen urrea ( i know!) and watched this guy, i need to get it for my dad if he doesn’t already have it.

i wish cid wasn’t such a selfish christmas tree attacking monster so we could have some christmas over here too.

the comedy just writes itself. don’t worry i made fun of them a lot from across the room and even got other people in on it too. mostly we just stood and stared at them aghast at what was unfolding before us. dude with the cards i asked him who won he said he did, oh you don’t say! i kept a straight face thank god. i told brad they are probably millionaires and i am blowing some future opportunity by opening my big mouth and firing off stupid jokes five feet away from them.

i like how i make fun of people for basically similar shit i would do myself.

do you ever go to a party (probably not you are a socially-inept shy nervous internet-addict) that has nice snacks and stuff and feel like you don’t deserve any of it and have tiny guilt feelings everytime you look at the food and calculate in your head how much money was spent on a jerk like you while you are stuffing it all in your mouth when really it is because people like to entertain and impress and it actually has nothing to do with you at all but you still can’t help but feel guilty anyway?

tha roots.

my head is like eleven different colours.

all you need is retarded. me being adorable and hideous at the same time video.

and here i am reusing my material.

gay moment alert!