holy moly look now boots are named after me way to go deisel coolness stealers! i like them in this colour better.

did you know that you could faint from the pain of ripping out a teeny hanger off your toenail in the bathtub and see stars? fil was playing wii and i almost called to him to warn him that i was in serious pain from this little nail growing all wonky from the last two-thousandth time i tore my toenail apart (habit), i wanted him to know what was about to go down in case i did pass out and drowned in a half foot of water (yes that painful) but i didn’t bother because i sat there looking down at it and in-between praying (yes) and chanting some non-sensical mantra i got the idea to just squeeze the hell out of my toe to stop blood-flow and hopefully pain-receptors too i dunno i’m not a surgeon. anyway it worked and i ripped it out. i only wish the brilliant idea to squeeze my toe occurred to me sooner when i was 1/4 millimeter by 1/4 millimeter eeking the beginning stages of that fucking nail out of there, wincing and crying pathetically the whole way.

why christie is single. a brief tour of suicide girls is interrupted by a dungeons & dragons manifesto oh man.

i was stalking your blog as usual, and came across a picture that
screamed toilet to me for some reason. anyway here’s the end result.

-A