TWO BEEFS!

not one, but two, TWO!

now here’s the first:

1. WHY DO PEOPLE SPELL AISLE, ISLE?

get it right! it’s A-isle. AISLE! a-i-s-l-e. unless you are talking about the Isle of Man, (which you are not) PUT A FUCKING A AT THE BEGINNING!

and now the second beef, sorry i gotta say this cos some of my mates (you know who you are) do this, and i can’t let it go anymore. i am going to type it in italics to lessen the crushing blow a bit when you read the following sentence:

2. whenst posing in pictures, making the BULLSHIT (or devil horns, rock on! whatever you call it) insignia with your hands (in the style of heavy metal, wrestling, and/or monster truck rallys as well as situations encouraging utterances of fuck and yeah!) ISN’T COOL!

please stop it. you are not hardcore, i am not afraid of you or intimidated by you and your “good time(s)” so kindly refrain from making me laugh because you are NOT a comedian. oh and ps. last i checked you weren’t metallica either.

you THINK you look like this:

this guy can pull it off.

but REALLY, this is what you look like:

this picture is actually titled rock_on_allison.

now don’t make me bring this up ever again.