i didn’t realise the top part of those guys are patent leather jeez.
anyway now i want to talk about how many times i have heard ladies complain about slutty halloween costumes this year and while they have a point and i mostly agree with it, i don’t think the slutty costume scene should be written off entirely, though, yawn, some chicks DO throw on some ears and tail and voila, costume. people who do this aren’t fully comfortable with dressing up, so what, leave them alone you dress in a hipster costume 365 days of the year and you are left alone ps. those bifocals with the no prescription lenses aren’t fooling ME buddy!
moving on, the only time slutty is embarrassing is when four university students do it and link arms, i think that’s where the collective annoyance stems from, another, who cares, they’re in their own world, if you had the hot young body you’d do it too. which brings me to my walk home from sashimi last nite, i overheard two fatties, a dude and his lady and their big fat dog discussing halloween and dressing up and some girl’s party blah blah the annex yawn and then they said in unison oh yeah it’ll just be girls in their *pause for comedic effect* SLUTTY OUTFITS snort then repeat uh huhuhuhuh SLUTTY OUTFITS. up until this point i was pretty meh about it but this couple pushed me over the edge, not really, just enough to trigger ten other chick’s doing the slutty costume complaint ENOUGH ALREADY what are you going to complain about next how about something MORE obvious like having to nix merry christmas for something more PC because i cannot fucking WAIT to read those online musings in a few week’s time.
and the conversation between that couple was absolutely shrouded in bitterness, they were kinda nerdy/chic, chic being WAY generous, more like settling for nerdy chic because they are GIGANTIC. she is bitter cos all her friends can dress like sluts and she can’t, and he is bitter cos his girlfriend’s friends can dress like sluts and he can’t put his penis in them. within EVERY woman on the planet is a raging whore, don’t even try to deny it, even the most conservative, wait, especially the most conservative. so do yourselves a favour and save the social embarrassment to come when we are at the same halloween costume tonite, keep your mouth shut.
the point i am trying to make is, it is OK to be a prostitute for halloween AS LONG as your personality is not swallowed up by the costume, as long as you have a big personality to begin with and aren’t just going along with what your hotter friends are doing, though, good for you for knowing your place amongst them, if you are stupid enough to be friends with a gaggle of losers then fine have fun, angel wings.
this post was written entirely to justify the fact that i just discovered my stockings have patent leather on them and i don’t want to be pants’d all nite long in a ninja costume and i am not going to be a spring chicken forever so i think this might be the last year i can look like jarvis street.
ps. this isn’t a rah rah go women’s empowerment speech at all – women in the sex industry like to have long ethical debates just to make themselves feel better about dicks in their asses and cum in their hair, next.
