mustard necessary because i have zero self control.
veggie cheeseburger.
RIP jew glasses.
liam the gino.
i have the post long weekend blues, and i am getting sick, and i feel ugly and slow and no one likes me. don’t forget pre-menstrual too.
Phil: ok wow the day is almost done
i will come home soon
soon peach
me: i might go for a tan
Phil: ok
me: return movie and have sashimi and 4 large bottles of sake
Phil: ha
ok go now
me: and pray for the ceiling to rain
cos it is the only thing that understands me
