one of us was too hung to come out for a toronto walkies, so we took jamie to st. lawrence market to get jambalaya fixings then went to the island. i have decided i am never walking again, my left foot kills. we looked at the animals at the “far out farm” and when we got to the turkeys a mother joked to her daughter that that’s what they would be eating on monday, i already made the joke myself so whatever, then the girl says to her cousin how do they get the feathers off, and maybe because i had been drinking vodka pomegranate rockstar, or maybe because i am incredible, i decided to tell her how they get the feathers off:
WELL (this got her attention now she is looking up at me, mom was out of earshot anyway) FIRST THEY CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF then fil went LAUREN! in his scoldy voice so i wasn’t able to get to the then they run the bodies under scolding hot water and skin them part, whatever, she wanted to know right? if your mom is a bitch enough to make a that’s the animal we will be eating joke then what does it matter if i get graphic. this just in KIDS SUCK ANYWAY, YES YOURS TOO!
we went through the maze, it was all wet and puddly and muddy and we came out a mess and we fucked up and didn’t even go the whole way through it, we had to backtrack. fil waited on the bench by the entrance.
it smells like nice warm oniony cooking smells i like it, my hair is in pigtails but is all fuzzery from the moisture in the air, the game is on, jamie and deb will come over when they are ready.
re: foot pain i saw on fashion fanatic last nite that you can get injections in your toes and feet like what you get for your lips and forehead, it makes a padding at the tips of yer toes as cushioning so you can wear 4 inch heels, and it lasts for 9 months, $500 for each injection, dunno if that’s for each toe or each treatment. this world is bananas.
ps. fil just came over to brag about how he haggled for his meats at st. lawrence, he got the end pieces for 99 cents a kilo instead of the 2 dollar whatever price, he is turning into an old woman.
