Elizabeth: I am sending you a song (glamorous life – nitecourt – Sheila E – edit remix) and I need you to make a video of what its like to listen to it, shoot it with the camera on fil’s eyebrows
me: ok why do i have to make a video
cos its a good song?
Elizabeth: oh
well
I mean
Im inspired to make a video
so
you know
I am giving you my inspiration
me:
ok i am listening to this song now how am i supposed to feel
i feel like i am in a drum circle on lithium
ok now i am in africa
and i have dreadlocks
Elizabeth: hahah
me: oh wait this is MIA now?
Elizabeth: its a REMIX
me: ok now i am climbing a chain link fence
Elizabeth: HAHAHHA
me: now i am in a janet jackson video
Elizabeth: yes
me: and i am doing rap dance moves
Elizabeth: the one where she goes around the world
absolutely
me: and i am 35 lbs overweight
no rhythym nation
Elizabeth: oh really?
I was just about to say “and your abs are really toned”
me: ok now i am in a pillow fight wearing pink and my hair is crimped
oh now my abs are toned at this part
Elizabeth: what part
how many seconds
me: now i am collecting soup cans and letting them spill down the stairs cos thats what it sounds like
2 mins in
Elizabeth: da
me: or like 150
i like it
i kind of have to call my dealer now
now i am in a dance off
Elizabeth: right
me: wearing hi-top la gears
Elizabeth: yes
with neon laces
ironically
with your hair combed to the side
me: and making fun of other girls on the scene and i am talking about how fluorescent is dead
Elizabeth: DEAD
are you dancing with a black guy
because I am
not so much with
as for
jew know
me: YES
he is dressed like mc hammer on basketball afternoon
Elizabeth: and now I am headed to the bar
bc the song is over
me: we need to get a blog and do this music fantasy conversations like everyday
yeah now i am going to the bathroom and taking a coke dump for the 60th time
Elizabeth: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and Im like
“damn when I get home Im going to have to shower before I can put out”
me: or it goes past the point of being able to do it cos u did too much and you have to tell a long story about the time someone in highschool told you about a play they went to in thailand
