before i get with the photos from last nite, here i give you my hangover/sober day items.

the chocolate bars are for fil, and those gummi cokes are fat free. you need sugar on sober day so as to not strangle each other and have fights where all you are saying is what? whatever. huh? whatever.

i love tutti frutti, there was this hipster couple with a tiny puppy outside, i had to choose petting it or going in to buy candy following behind this woman with a huge stroller, all she did was go in, get stuck (tiny store), turn around austin powers style, wait for me to move then left.

THIS TASTES LIKE DREAMS AND LAUGHING i half ran home to bust it open, it was this or cream soda flavour or boring old root beer – choosing wildberry is probably the smartest thing i have done lately.

me: i got us an assortment of foods for sober nite
well candy
and pop
i didnt get shawarma
but i got fanta wildberry
it tastes like dreams and laughing
when i have dehydration drunk dreams and i am scaling a mountain for a glass of refreshment
FANTA WILDBERRY IS IT
you will explode when you try it
alright fine

me: i rented georgia rule too

Phil: dreams and laughing
haha
what did you eat

me: nothing

Phil: what’s that in the bag next to the banana

me: fat free gummi cokes

Phil: oh nice
it looks like prunes or something

the espresso is just cos we are out even though it is SO fil’s turn to buy it, this for me makes it 3 times in a row now!

when you pour it and it fizzes it is like technicolour fuscia purple pink foam magic i am cured.

this is how last nite ended, there is fluff on the dutch crunch cos they slept on the floor and somehow i lost 4lbs over nite. we walked to the communist daughter and had a pre-drink there i had to whizz then it started raining balls, had i not demanded to stop we would have been caught and drenched and i would have been bitchy all night long and despite that fil was not thanking me enough at all.

and ps. what is with the talented mr. ripley hats these days? and haha i just google image searched talented mr. ripley to find a picture of jude law and a hat picture linked to this site.

Borsalino Panama Porkpie

it’s nice to know that everyone rents villas in san remo all of a sudden and listen to hot jazz bands at 3am. dinks.

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quote of the day:

“I met a guy named Champion today. He looked in every reflective surface he went by. He has a perm.”

from etienne.