Raymiiwiimii

I made a mii of you today.

love henry

i look way less mean than the mii fil made of me.

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yes i made my blog font smaller hold the applause for after.

yesterday was suicidal sober day and we went to bed at (gasp) 9. NINE. well, we did it then just stayed in bed seeing as there was no boozing, why leave bed? yes the only reason to leave bed is to piss and get wasted.

at my physical my doctor *ungh* fingered me and i felt like a slut lying there but in my head i was thinking you can totally fit two more fingers in there, nice right? i drank a can of coke cos i couldn’t deal with the heat and the no caffeine and my mom talking (we were trying on wedding dresses at goodwill cos we showed up too early) so i couldn’t do the bloodwork portion of the physical, so i still have to do that, no biggie. i was like uh i thought the fasting thing was just a suggestion you guys! my blood pressure was a teeny bit high, it has never ever been high before so this means i am old and unhealthy and for once i will finally cut down on the hooch yeah right that’s like there never being a harry potter ever again.

i want to wear my new dress thing tonite but it is so hot i dunno if i can make it work seeing as we will be walking to our destination by the time we get there i will look like tara reid.

Elizabeth: anyone who is like “i dont know what to do with this blog….” etc needs to become less douchey

me: yes

Elizabeth: like come on “i dont know where im going with this” um I do! you’re writing about whatever the fuck you want thinking some of it’s good and most of it’s bad but who gives a shit!!!!!!! sigh never have internal blog conflicts that should be like the fight clubs rule or something

me: i cannot stand people who blog about confusion get out of my earshot!
CONFUSION
uh were you dropped down the stairs and hit your head fifty times
if not then you have NO right to be confused

Elizabeth: hahha
Im confused
hahaha

me: dear you guys i am so in a fog right now help me out if you can!

Elizabeth: Im so confused about Johhny

me: email me ok?

Elizabeth: hahaha
things were going ok then they were kinda bad and now they are still ok
sighhhh

me: but im not sure!?

Elizabeth: HAHHA
yeah
so can you guys help me out

me: listen to this ok i am going to tell you what happened (but only if i could remember all of it) and then i want you to figure it out with me thanks in advance! and then when we get to the bottom of it we can work on my template maybe, blue or grey, so torn!
i am blogging this

Elizabeth: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo
well
as long as they don’t know who we are talking about

me: they wont
but maybe they will
SO CONFUSED
HAHAHAHHAA

Elizabeth: HAH

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you can file this one under SOPRANOS.

DEAR HARRY POTTER READERS

I HAVE NOT READ ONE OF THESE WACKY KID BOOKS (FOR ADULTS TOO!) AND I DON’T PLAN ON IT SO GET OUT OF MY FACE FOREVER FOR REAL THIS TIME STOP SAYING IT’S THE “LAST ONE” OMG COS I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

FUCK OFF NERDS.

LOVE RAYMI

i am a music snob watch this.

august 2006 archives part II.

memory lane.

what a scholar.

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says: hahaha. someone actually asked me after i posted this if i was really a teacher.

dear ingrown hair/s.

sweet georgia.

wonder why she never myspaced me back? the offer still stands, i would be a better mother than dina, that’s for sure.

love bronwyn

dear everyone in a mall who thinks they just came from importantsville FUCK YOU AND DIE.

fil didn’t know what it meant!

my blog causes severe indigestion.

anyway, i don’t want you forgetting.

available still. some girl wants it i forget who.

if you mess with jesus, you mess with cid.

to be continued…

oh man TOO GOOD!

cid‘s second time on cuteoverload.

it is good because i posess just about every annoying retarded habit of every loser in that movie.

my farticles.

i made a phil.

dear world.

oh, is that what that is?

ps i am cool.

didn’t say this then but i will say it now, i was pretty pissed at my aunt for this, saying it would be too much for me to see my grandma one last time so that distant relatives could see her instead.

I just don’t want you to think some creepy lesbian is stalking you or something.

virtual grieving.

god hi i love you

before they sucked and she ruined everything.

dipping sandwiches in other sandwiches.

my hair.

guess.

my little miss sunshine review.

look how thin i was. this picture should be on the fridge.

most annoying guy ever.

holy emo!

besties.

happy birthday samir. enjoy the heat while it lasts cos late august last year it was already cold!

so after my physical yesterday to cope from hours spent with my crazy mother we hit the mall. i spent only 80 bucks and stretched it far.

not too sure about these, fil is not into them, too sporty nautical, i dunno, super comfortable. 9.95 from 49.99 though! i tried to get my feet to fit those flat dainty shoes you know like these less the straps? doesn’t work. they’re kind of cute on their own though just like that.

four bucks from goodwill, it’s joico, i cannot wait to get stains all over it. time to change the old gear up, my other purse is too heavy and it kills my shoulder.

sigh.

size 4! forty bones. makes me look stacked and it’s this nice gauzy silky material. i bought some new knee socks too, in white, if you don’t polish your dome within two seconds of looking at me you are a gay, literally.

six dollars, similar to the other ones we have except with black frame, it’s more uh kraftwerk-looking i don’t know what do you want from me!?

found my blythe clothes.

I KNOW! STOP STOP!!

see, i can be organized too.

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ok haloscan is shitty right now so here are my answers to your questions:

-no i am not religious, i went to a catholic school from junior kindergarden to grade 9, better schooling apparently my parents thought, there wasn’t even a bible in our household. anyway, it didn’t work, though, i am very well “informed” regarding this thing called religion and some nites when me and fil are ripped after humping to tv porn we watch the faith channel and lose it to the “news” broadcast oh barf.

-paco is short for francesco ok thank you for clearing up what that guy said to me in email now i can totally move forward on my thursday thank you RELIEF.

-no i have not heard of the fox jaws i will check them out hopefully they won’t blow thank you christina.

-gledwood do you live in a cave at the bottom of the sea you seriouly don’t know who the olsen twins are!?! have you heard of full house, short of that, google.com?

-flatgreg i have not heard the yyy ep yet is it good and when did it come out shame on me.

-yeah that la ink chick is pretty much a babe, agreed.

fuck, i love that if you want to live in toronto you have to read my blog.

dear raymi

subject: camera dude

hey!

i’ve actually met that asshole (assuming he’s the guy in the white t-shirt). he’s a fashion photographer. he changed his name to paco or something like that because he thought it sounded cool. i think his name is actually francesco. anyway, he randomly came up and started hitting on this girl i’d been talking to all night and while she ignored him, he tried to get at me by asking if i knew about “the world of warcraft”. he told the group that it was awesome and we’re all fucking losers for not playing. then tried to get the girl i was talkign to to do a shot of tequila with him because it makes him horny. yeah. he’s special. anyway, i hate that guy. and he actually knows very little about photography. he’s just such a blowhard that the dumbasses in the industry go along with him.

saw the handsome furs last nite this band that opened for them silver something i forget the guy said our show in london sucked bla blah etc and i yelled out LONDON SUCKS and he repeated it on the mic and i got a laugh from the crowd then he i guess had to damage-control in case the mayor of london was there and said no no london does not suck.

this guy outside was lecturing fil about his camera but didn’t know what he was talking about and i got aggro and said hey man you got a lot of opinions and he goes yeah i DO and i said so where is YOUR camera then and he goes oh in my STUDIO and i go oh yeah your STUUUDIO and he goes yeah i like to go out and have FUN with my friends (yeah i’m CERTAIN your friends LOVE it when you talk at them so fun!) and i said oh so WE are not having fun right now then the homeless dude who i kicked cos he called me a cunt and then punched me walks over and i said oh that guy punched me and the fucker starts chatting him up saying hey man what about the drugs (you are doing) like totally demeans him so i give him a smoke and fil and i go to stand somewhere else and don’t even bother to go back into the show, instead we go play pacman and pinball at the tap like the winners we are.

i have pictures of this fuckbag i will post later when i piece together more of the garbage he was saying, basically he was telling some strangers like it is and said fil’s camera was like 6 thousand dollars, oh right he was a “professional” photographer who uses film and canNOT stand digital and said my little camera was just as good as fil’s dslr RIGHT.

that’s like when cassettes came out 8-track hippies got all defensive i am getting angry all over again. i would have gotten crazier on him but fil was using i am a nice guy tone but then MY tone escalated fil’s rage and by then it was too late cos homeless guy came over this is an awesome story for 8 in the morning i am so totally ripped still and i have a phsyical in an hour to hangover to don’t be jeals.

LOOK AT HIM POINTING! i was going to make a joke about his bumbleebee graphic shirt, didn’t. look at his tattoos sorry short guy has i am a bad guy (so aren’t) tats pfft you are SUCH a designer open the window and call heidi klum thanks.

and OH, chuck taylors, how, original. don’t worry buddy i got a picture of you having all the fun that you are having for us, funster!

even this guy was pissed off for us, he asked if we all knew each other i just laughed and said NO and he shook his head and moved away so ruler of the sidewalk could have more room. i got the feeling it was his first show in awhile and had that first show in awhile glow like the first day of spring and he had to unleash his bullshit onto the masses he hasn’t mingled with in so long.

ps. self-righteous poseur moral blow-ups regarding my little street fight from last summer, had i told you that guy was black your tune woulda been eons different so eat it, this is like the scene in a time to kill when matthew mcConaughey is telling the courtroom about the little girl getting raped and everyone is imagining it in their heads going well i never and are all sad and then at the end he goes now picture her WHITE. you all thought i kicked a white guy don’t pretend you didn’t and not that it changes anything for me, for you it does, no one would have said anything about it or even thought twice about it if i said this big bad black dude fucked me up after i kicked him you people make me sick yes that’s right haha.

here we go planet eat/make what raymi does first guy winner that i can remember.